just put on your prettiest lingerie and tell him you will let him put it in the butt

Come on,have a heart

Humans:

Edgelord Gary

just chill goy

Genius level intellect

The Dry Eye of Sauron

hol up.

Squidward...What have you been up to?

Star Spangled

Just tell the Clinton's you have incriminating evidence

ha gay

A new species of chad.

Virtuotter

Weinstein miraculously no longer needs his walker after a guilty verdict. It's a miracle!

Disney always finding ways to be subtlety inappropriate haha

Boyfriend material

hmmm

To the victor goes the spoils of war

Tree mad

Ay yo my man

Working in a school attic and one of my coworkers thought this would be funny for me to discover

why not raise the IQ instead?

it's a trap

I don't like the feeling of being watched.

What’s Up Danger

politics

He’s got my back

Classic League

My girlfriend knew we moved into the right apartment when she saw the view of the Walmart at sunset.

Was using my sisters Netflix for the past few weeks. Woke up to this, earlier this morning.

Iceland does not want to deal with your stupidity - and i think that’s beautiful

Seinfeldy OC

R2-Steve-2

My milk will never expire!!!

You know, the one with the meat and two veg

Ahhh yes, The Negotiator

The sign at our local ice cream shop.

A comic about breaking something

Alexa.

Sweden confirmed they actually have a sense of humor.

*happy ebola noises intensify*

Bob's Purrrgers

Ballsy outfit.

Moment I captured of Belizean schoolboys entering puberty...

Ah, the old days!

yamcha'd

Nice doggo

Baby On Board sign: City Version

We need more ppl like this

Because I P

I can never unsee this.....

I went to a grunge bar in Amsterdam and found this guy just sitting in a rage

Great job on the stiching

Why I'm a wrestler

"Step"

Why I wear headphones at work

Alabama man approves

Aggressive marketing.

execute order 13%

Whites are also responsible for the lgbt and sjws, so idk

so brave

C-Word

toe

When u kill n'wahs lmao

Decades of hard work deserves a proper sendoff

If someone finds it please see me in the past and future

Seen at my local car dealership.

How many males feel we need this?

Happy birthday, Mitch Hedberg.

But I have to turn it in tomorrow!!!

it just works

I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem

Greetings from Italy

it's something

*music playing*

Darkm soulms

D whatever it takes

go on

Seen this countless times irl

Will Shrek bi in John Wick 4?

Reclaiming It

The wholesome porn series

Fly you fools

I will cough on you

May they use bexit to wake up

Thank you Captain Kirk

When all the answers in your exams are right the right one

Taste in Music

Women have makeup, Men have hair.

YOU HAVE BEEN COMMANDED BY GREATER FORCES

yes

Time to turn kinky time into cannibalism

A little too relatable

Rookie numbers!

particle > wave

pepperoni and peppermint

Even 7s can be odd

This made me exhale sharply through my nose

Then what’s in the bag?