execute order 13%

Whites are also responsible for the lgbt and sjws, so idk

so brave

C-Word

toe

When u kill n'wahs lmao

Decades of hard work deserves a proper sendoff

If someone finds it please see me in the past and future

Seen at my local car dealership.

How many males feel we need this?

Happy birthday, Mitch Hedberg.

But I have to turn it in tomorrow!!!

it just works

I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem

Greetings from Italy

it's something

*music playing*

Darkm soulms

D whatever it takes

go on

Seen this countless times irl

Will Shrek bi in John Wick 4?

Reclaiming It

The wholesome porn series

Fly you fools

I will cough on you

May they use bexit to wake up

Thank you Captain Kirk

When all the answers in your exams are right the right one

Taste in Music

Women have makeup, Men have hair.

YOU HAVE BEEN COMMANDED BY GREATER FORCES

yes

Time to turn kinky time into cannibalism

A little too relatable

Rookie numbers!

particle > wave

pepperoni and peppermint

Even 7s can be odd

This made me exhale sharply through my nose

Then what’s in the bag?

Tried to follow a pinterest recipe for corndog muffins. They did not turn out as planned.

you just don't get it dad back in your hippie days people just did acid

always drivin down to the oceanfront, dumbing used batteries just to hear the splash

Anon has smol pp

Tentin Tarantino

Go Leafs Go!

Business card my wife got after "accidentally" parking in motorcycle only parking spot. At least I got a hearty laugh.

Picture on trivago vs real life

*aggressive sucking*

Welp, a bit late for this

My favorite movie quote

Evolution is weird.

Is there a doctor on this flight?!

metaman in a magatime

Towel animal left by the hotel staff

You’re the highlight of my day

My hometown Taco Bell.

plopp plopp plopp uuughn

Well... that's not *too* long

Thought this belonged here.

My kid did this portrait of me over 10 years ago. I still look the same, IMO.

Taking not being able to use the bathroom in peace to a new level

I am gonna go work here now

The Expurrcist

Meanwhile, in Seattle...

Who else?

Thanks

Gotta watch out for that negative energy

Eminem sharing M&Ms with other Eminems.

Our cat napping super hard

day 48 of drawing a grumpy animal every single day and I may have accidentally created the perfect shirt

When a Mini is no longer mini.

The motherlode

*morphine

Get it right...

How the hell

Today on things that made me laugh:

i’ll take them all.

You'll pay for your crimes!

What proper retirement looks like

Promised an update. Here it is, 15 miles later.

yes

My friend snapped this last night from Mardi Gras

Sad Stowry

Let me play you the song of my people brrbrbrrrbrbrrrbrbrr

It’s cute that this scammer thinks I pay for my own Netflix

Finally found out whos been triggering my front door camera.

Bored Marines, Safety first.

Wife and I went out one night and came home to my son sleeping like this.

I think this is reality

I take your entire stock

He got my money.

Guyz plz.

Is it just me or does this Yemen city look like a bunch of gingerbread houses?

Gordon Catsay

My doctor's desktop. He's 30-something, Chinese. Great sense of humor!

So you’re a tough bird, like it really rough bird, just can’t get enough bird, chest always so puffed bird...

Thanks bud

My dog was holding a chew in her mouth and it made it look like she has goofy teeth