Fly you fools
I will cough on you
May they use bexit to wake up
Thank you Captain Kirk
When all the answers in your exams are right the right one
Taste in Music
Women have makeup, Men have hair.
YOU HAVE BEEN COMMANDED BY GREATER FORCES
Time to turn kinky time into cannibalism
A little too relatable
particle > wave
pepperoni and peppermint
Even 7s can be odd
This made me exhale sharply through my nose
Then what’s in the bag?
Tried to follow a pinterest recipe for corndog muffins. They did not turn out as planned.
you just don't get it dad back in your hippie days people just did acid
always drivin down to the oceanfront, dumbing used batteries just to hear the splash
Anon has smol pp
Go Leafs Go!
Business card my wife got after "accidentally" parking in motorcycle only parking spot. At least I got a hearty laugh.
Picture on trivago vs real life
Welp, a bit late for this
My favorite movie quote
Evolution is weird.
Is there a doctor on this flight?!
metaman in a magatime
Towel animal left by the hotel staff
You’re the highlight of my day
My hometown Taco Bell.
plopp plopp plopp uuughn
Well... that's not *too* long
Thought this belonged here.
My kid did this portrait of me over 10 years ago. I still look the same, IMO.
Taking not being able to use the bathroom in peace to a new level
I am gonna go work here now
Meanwhile, in Seattle...
Gotta watch out for that negative energy
Eminem sharing M&Ms with other Eminems.
Our cat napping super hard
day 48 of drawing a grumpy animal every single day and I may have accidentally created the perfect shirt
When a Mini is no longer mini.
Get it right...
How the hell
Today on things that made me laugh:
i’ll take them all.
You'll pay for your crimes!
What proper retirement looks like
Promised an update. Here it is, 15 miles later.
My friend snapped this last night from Mardi Gras
Let me play you the song of my people brrbrbrrrbrbrrrbrbrr
It’s cute that this scammer thinks I pay for my own Netflix
Finally found out whos been triggering my front door camera.
Bored Marines, Safety first.
Wife and I went out one night and came home to my son sleeping like this.
I think this is reality
I take your entire stock
He got my money.
Is it just me or does this Yemen city look like a bunch of gingerbread houses?
My doctor's desktop. He's 30-something, Chinese. Great sense of humor!
So you’re a tough bird, like it really rough bird, just can’t get enough bird, chest always so puffed bird...
My dog was holding a chew in her mouth and it made it look like she has goofy teeth
Please be wrong.
This is me. Hope this makes you laugh.
I ran into a guy wearing the same exact outfit as me at a club
Do you relate?
Stages of life
I was gonna use this on April 1st
Not many options here
Ancient Buddhist wisdom
Low quality OC inbound
Picked up my brother from the airport...
One of my favorite jokes in a kids' movie that goes over the heads of kids
Woke up to these two sharing a laugh on my patio.
Almost every Hollywood war movie.
Anytime I finish the smallest task at home
Saw this beauty today. Only in Ore-gon
Teaching momentum in one easy step
My friend met this guy in a bar in San Diego wearing the same T-shirt and drinking the exact same ***tail!!! What are the odds?