Please be wrong.
This is me. Hope this makes you laugh.
I ran into a guy wearing the same exact outfit as me at a club
Do you relate?
Stages of life
YEEET
I was gonna use this on April 1st
Daxophone time
Not many options here
Ancient Buddhist wisdom
Low quality OC inbound
snek bag
ohboi
Picked up my brother from the airport...
One of my favorite jokes in a kids' movie that goes over the heads of kids
Woke up to these two sharing a laugh on my patio.
cheems
Almost every Hollywood war movie.
Hungry
Anytime I finish the smallest task at home
Saw this beauty today. Only in Ore-gon
Teaching momentum in one easy step
My friend met this guy in a bar in San Diego wearing the same T-shirt and drinking the exact same ***tail!!! What are the odds?
Just take the photoshop away.
My dog ate a squeaky toy and pooped this out. Excited to spend Christmas with Mr. Hankey this year!
Losing weight at the gym
The True King of the Iron Throne
That has to be the best one
Girlfriend wakes me up sometimes wearing these creepy facial masks. Instant cocoon flashbacks
Bring it on
/poll/
Saw this at a garden centre
Smells fishy
He is a queer one
based greta
The octopimp
My mom gave me this for my birthday, because I like Star Wars.
I’ve always wondered what a T-Rex cactus would look like.
Karenovirus
A true vibe check
Can't even enjoy my morning coffee alone
Sign outside my local poolhall
Do it
Calvin and Hobbes has aged like fine wine
God level pickpocket.
A coworker of mine snapped a picture during a fire standby and accidentally caught her parter trying to douse the flames himself.
gonna remember that for the rest of their life
Bet she's vegan
It’s the little things
Salty?
I think this guy should receive a full pardon
An Uber driver in China
Just love the bump!
chillax
In your face round earthers.
*cats with photoshop
Not associated with that bugs bunny post
Sweet Jebus this thing is bright!
Ordered an espresso shot over ice this morning..
Umm........yes....?
Elijah Woody Harrelson looks like he is about to do meth and then steal your copper.
hol' up
That's why I wear glasses
Kids Hear You
Maybe another kind, too.
Debbie has no chill.
Say what you will about the British but I love my country dearly
Baked my pizza upside down after putting olives on the wrong side...don't smoke weed and cook
The actor kept forgetting his line so they let him use his real birthday. Happy Birthday, Underage Drinker #1
Toilet Me Alone
The Sonic movie finally released where I am yesterday. This was my favorite part of the film
Having a toddler and building a food pyramid that is representative of their nutrition.
Sounds of space
Americans
Cries in ravioli
It's all so tiresome
I don't know if this is real, but if it is, it's in Australia
At least his teeth clean
miss parks, you're coming with me
There can only be one hero
A friend of mine is a teacher and one of her kids relabeled her hand sanitizer.
Was it a boy or a girl?
Always wise to comfirm beforehand.
now I buy your game
Top 10 crossovers in history
a modern solution
Did you have a nice shit
No coughing allowed
The moment before I was hit with my son’s new drone.
Billionaires don't swag much
At least the font colour is on point!
Happy Birthday Hot Fuzz kid!
And here's a post
Yo they foo
Well, not gonna lie but i expected a PS4
Went to a local bar and saw their sign -
So my last day at work was yesterday...
KA-BOOOOOM!
My friend is a high school teacher about to go on maternity leave. This message was written by a student on her farewell card.
Lucky woman