Taking not being able to use the bathroom in peace to a new level
I am gonna go work here now
The Expurrcist
Meanwhile, in Seattle...
Who else?
Thanks
Gotta watch out for that negative energy
Eminem sharing M&Ms with other Eminems.
Our cat napping super hard
day 48 of drawing a grumpy animal every single day and I may have accidentally created the perfect shirt
When a Mini is no longer mini.
The motherlode
*morphine
Get it right...
How the hell
Today on things that made me laugh:
i’ll take them all.
You'll pay for your crimes!
What proper retirement looks like
Promised an update. Here it is, 15 miles later.
yes
My friend snapped this last night from Mardi Gras
Sad Stowry
Let me play you the song of my people brrbrbrrrbrbrrrbrbrr
It’s cute that this scammer thinks I pay for my own Netflix
Finally found out whos been triggering my front door camera.
Bored Marines, Safety first.
Wife and I went out one night and came home to my son sleeping like this.
I think this is reality
I take your entire stock
He got my money.
Guyz plz.
Is it just me or does this Yemen city look like a bunch of gingerbread houses?
Gordon Catsay
My doctor's desktop. He's 30-something, Chinese. Great sense of humor!
So you’re a tough bird, like it really rough bird, just can’t get enough bird, chest always so puffed bird...
Thanks bud
My dog was holding a chew in her mouth and it made it look like she has goofy teeth
Please be wrong.
This is me. Hope this makes you laugh.
I ran into a guy wearing the same exact outfit as me at a club
Do you relate?
Stages of life
YEEET
I was gonna use this on April 1st
Daxophone time
Not many options here
Ancient Buddhist wisdom
Low quality OC inbound
snek bag
ohboi
Picked up my brother from the airport...
One of my favorite jokes in a kids' movie that goes over the heads of kids
Woke up to these two sharing a laugh on my patio.
cheems
Almost every Hollywood war movie.
Hungry
Anytime I finish the smallest task at home
Saw this beauty today. Only in Ore-gon
Teaching momentum in one easy step
My friend met this guy in a bar in San Diego wearing the same T-shirt and drinking the exact same ***tail!!! What are the odds?
Just take the photoshop away.
My dog ate a squeaky toy and pooped this out. Excited to spend Christmas with Mr. Hankey this year!
Losing weight at the gym
The True King of the Iron Throne
That has to be the best one
Girlfriend wakes me up sometimes wearing these creepy facial masks. Instant cocoon flashbacks
Bring it on
/poll/
Saw this at a garden centre
Smells fishy
He is a queer one
based greta
The octopimp
My mom gave me this for my birthday, because I like Star Wars.
I’ve always wondered what a T-Rex cactus would look like.
Karenovirus
A true vibe check
Can't even enjoy my morning coffee alone
Sign outside my local poolhall
Do it
Calvin and Hobbes has aged like fine wine
God level pickpocket.
A coworker of mine snapped a picture during a fire standby and accidentally caught her parter trying to douse the flames himself.
gonna remember that for the rest of their life
Bet she's vegan
It’s the little things
Salty?
I think this guy should receive a full pardon
An Uber driver in China
Just love the bump!
chillax
In your face round earthers.
*cats with photoshop
Not associated with that bugs bunny post
Sweet Jebus this thing is bright!
Ordered an espresso shot over ice this morning..
Umm........yes....?
Elijah Woody Harrelson looks like he is about to do meth and then steal your copper.
hol' up