Great job on the stiching
Why I'm a wrestler
"Step"
Why I wear headphones at work
Alabama man approves
Aggressive marketing.
execute order 13%
Whites are also responsible for the lgbt and sjws, so idk
so brave
C-Word
toe
When u kill n'wahs lmao
Decades of hard work deserves a proper sendoff
If someone finds it please see me in the past and future
Seen at my local car dealership.
How many males feel we need this?
Happy birthday, Mitch Hedberg.
But I have to turn it in tomorrow!!!
it just works
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem
Greetings from Italy
it's something
*music playing*
Darkm soulms
D whatever it takes
go on
Seen this countless times irl
Will Shrek bi in John Wick 4?
Reclaiming It
The wholesome porn series
Fly you fools
I will cough on you
May they use bexit to wake up
Thank you Captain Kirk
When all the answers in your exams are right the right one
Taste in Music
Women have makeup, Men have hair.
YOU HAVE BEEN COMMANDED BY GREATER FORCES
yes
Time to turn kinky time into cannibalism
A little too relatable
Rookie numbers!
particle > wave
pepperoni and peppermint
Even 7s can be odd
This made me exhale sharply through my nose
Then what’s in the bag?
Tried to follow a pinterest recipe for corndog muffins. They did not turn out as planned.
you just don't get it dad back in your hippie days people just did acid
always drivin down to the oceanfront, dumbing used batteries just to hear the splash
Anon has smol pp
Tentin Tarantino
Go Leafs Go!
Business card my wife got after "accidentally" parking in motorcycle only parking spot. At least I got a hearty laugh.
Picture on trivago vs real life
*aggressive sucking*
Welp, a bit late for this
My favorite movie quote
Evolution is weird.
Is there a doctor on this flight?!
metaman in a magatime
Towel animal left by the hotel staff
You’re the highlight of my day
My hometown Taco Bell.
plopp plopp plopp uuughn
Well... that's not *too* long
Thought this belonged here.
My kid did this portrait of me over 10 years ago. I still look the same, IMO.
Taking not being able to use the bathroom in peace to a new level
I am gonna go work here now
The Expurrcist
Meanwhile, in Seattle...
Who else?
Thanks
Gotta watch out for that negative energy
Eminem sharing M&Ms with other Eminems.
Our cat napping super hard
day 48 of drawing a grumpy animal every single day and I may have accidentally created the perfect shirt
When a Mini is no longer mini.
The motherlode
*morphine
Get it right...
How the hell
Today on things that made me laugh:
i’ll take them all.
You'll pay for your crimes!
What proper retirement looks like
Promised an update. Here it is, 15 miles later.
yes
My friend snapped this last night from Mardi Gras
Sad Stowry
Let me play you the song of my people brrbrbrrrbrbrrrbrbrr
It’s cute that this scammer thinks I pay for my own Netflix
Finally found out whos been triggering my front door camera.
Bored Marines, Safety first.
Wife and I went out one night and came home to my son sleeping like this.
I think this is reality
I take your entire stock
He got my money.
Guyz plz.