Thank you for your service!
This dog looks like he's vegan
Karen incomi- nevermind
Based Germans?
My mom works at a middle school. She found this in a broken locker. #thekidsarealright
I don't know why I find it hilarious
Common mistake
hopefully he wasnt infected with the gay
Kinky Sword
Mad Granny!!
Hand it over!
Message from above
I am this lucky
Don't mind if I do
Dad joke alert.
Manufacturing and shipping
Praise the Dark Lord.
Yep.......that maybe
This guy sent me a super serious gym selfie. I work for a music school so I decided to respond in kind.
Saustrich
30-day trial
I'd better not buy this.
Never cross the Clintons
Gordan Ramsay Approved
A light beer!
It's poetry
Well that went... terribly.
Sacred
Why T-rex is extinct…
It's true, though
Just say no.......
Multifunctional hub.
This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs on a construction site according to Occupational Health and Safety in Australia
inb4 he suicides
I’ll bite them back
Big PP energy
Butt hat.
My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card
Window seat
We don't deserve demons
Look it’s me
WOWEE
Brutally honest advertising
It had to be done...
At least it's not a dog
The training has begun
F&F
Hurry while the body's still warm
The battle of a lifetime
Why didn’t I think of this sign?
They just never show the other side.
Masterpiece one.
Ah yes, all the cone types.
Fools
"I might make another sandwich. I don't know." - Poverty Edition
I can feel the music
No laws, no masters
It's probably going to happen
My husband and I are traveling with our baby, cat, and dog. We stopped at a hotel for the night to get some rest, and I couldn’t find my dog. I look around and see this.
John Xena
It's so loud
Obey traffic signs
“Keeps kitty safe!”
Call the burn unit
Yes honey I paid 15$ for this guitar
This is the best fortune I’ve ever had!
I always hate it when a piece is missing
Just like 80 years ago
My son cut his Mario hat off. Didn’t realize it was Ron Jeremy hiding under there.
I saw a post about a towel animal left by hotel staff a few days ago, so I thought I'd share the one they left for me :)
This is a man who lifts
Gotta blast
Attention idiots
k911
Don't you hate it when that 1 month free trial ends and the subscription begins?
Well that's just not cool.
Someone deserves an oscar
New mug
Kitty gets a gentle ride ^w^
A little family R&R
KablamHead [OC]
My girlfriend has a mouse in her house, so her cousin took it upon himself to do what was necessary
title of post
It's all pink on the inside
I got a new graphics card for my computer, I don’t think it’s supposed to look like this
Some demons are people
Mobile users excluded
He'll never let you down
He's in serious need of a cold shower.
:^)
Perfect timing. Thank you murderer
turkpost
Netflix recipe
Get the boat Noah!
Bo Burnham is a God.
Someone taped this to my wipes at work
The cookies weren't made wrong, they just had an alternate inspiration
METAphor
GDQ is for noobs
How it really be