Karen incomi- nevermind

Based Germans?

My mom works at a middle school. She found this in a broken locker. #thekidsarealright

I don't know why I find it hilarious

Common mistake

hopefully he wasnt infected with the gay

Kinky Sword

Mad Granny!!

Hand it over!

Message from above

I am this lucky

Don't mind if I do

Dad joke alert.

Manufacturing and shipping

Praise the Dark Lord.

Yep.......that maybe

This guy sent me a super serious gym selfie. I work for a music school so I decided to respond in kind.

Saustrich

30-day trial

I'd better not buy this.

Never cross the Clintons

Gordan Ramsay Approved

A light beer!

It's poetry

Well that went... terribly.

Sacred

Why T-rex is extinct…

It's true, though

Just say no.......

Multifunctional hub.

This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs on a construction site according to Occupational Health and Safety in Australia

inb4 he suicides

I’ll bite them back

Big PP energy

Butt hat.

My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card

Window seat

We don't deserve demons

Look it’s me

WOWEE

Brutally honest advertising

It had to be done...

At least it's not a dog

The training has begun

F&F

Hurry while the body's still warm

The battle of a lifetime

Why didn’t I think of this sign?

They just never show the other side.

Masterpiece one.

Ah yes, all the cone types.

Fools

"I might make another sandwich. I don't know." - Poverty Edition

I can feel the music

No laws, no masters

It's probably going to happen

My husband and I are traveling with our baby, cat, and dog. We stopped at a hotel for the night to get some rest, and I couldn’t find my dog. I look around and see this.

John Xena

It's so loud

Obey traffic signs

“Keeps kitty safe!”

Call the burn unit

Yes honey I paid 15$ for this guitar

This is the best fortune I’ve ever had!

I always hate it when a piece is missing

Just like 80 years ago

My son cut his Mario hat off. Didn’t realize it was Ron Jeremy hiding under there.

I saw a post about a towel animal left by hotel staff a few days ago, so I thought I'd share the one they left for me :)

This is a man who lifts

Gotta blast

Attention idiots

k911

Don't you hate it when that 1 month free trial ends and the subscription begins?

Well that's just not cool.

Someone deserves an oscar

New mug

Kitty gets a gentle ride ^w^

A little family R&R

KablamHead [OC]

My girlfriend has a mouse in her house, so her cousin took it upon himself to do what was necessary

title of post

It's all pink on the inside

I got a new graphics card for my computer, I don’t think it’s supposed to look like this

Some demons are people

Mobile users excluded

He'll never let you down

He's in serious need of a cold shower.

:^)

Perfect timing. Thank you murderer

turkpost

Netflix recipe

Get the boat Noah!

Bo Burnham is a God.

Someone taped this to my wipes at work

The cookies weren't made wrong, they just had an alternate inspiration

METAphor

GDQ is for noobs

How it really be

I wanna see how it ends

I gotta be careful where I sit. These tan lines are going to be hard to explain..