Who the hell would pay 4k for sex?
His name is Kiryusha. Today he is 19 years old. And he hates everything
Thank you for your service!
This dog looks like he's vegan
Karen incomi- nevermind
Based Germans?
My mom works at a middle school. She found this in a broken locker. #thekidsarealright
I don't know why I find it hilarious
Common mistake
hopefully he wasnt infected with the gay
Kinky Sword
Mad Granny!!
Hand it over!
Message from above
I am this lucky
Don't mind if I do
Dad joke alert.
Manufacturing and shipping
Praise the Dark Lord.
Yep.......that maybe
This guy sent me a super serious gym selfie. I work for a music school so I decided to respond in kind.
Saustrich
30-day trial
I'd better not buy this.
Never cross the Clintons
Gordan Ramsay Approved
A light beer!
It's poetry
Well that went... terribly.
Sacred
Why T-rex is extinct…
It's true, though
Just say no.......
Multifunctional hub.
This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs on a construction site according to Occupational Health and Safety in Australia
inb4 he suicides
I’ll bite them back
Big PP energy
Butt hat.
My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card
Window seat
We don't deserve demons
Look it’s me
WOWEE
Brutally honest advertising
It had to be done...
At least it's not a dog
The training has begun
F&F
Hurry while the body's still warm
The battle of a lifetime
Why didn’t I think of this sign?
They just never show the other side.
Masterpiece one.
Ah yes, all the cone types.
Fools
"I might make another sandwich. I don't know." - Poverty Edition
I can feel the music
No laws, no masters
It's probably going to happen
My husband and I are traveling with our baby, cat, and dog. We stopped at a hotel for the night to get some rest, and I couldn’t find my dog. I look around and see this.
John Xena
It's so loud
Obey traffic signs
“Keeps kitty safe!”
Call the burn unit
Yes honey I paid 15$ for this guitar
This is the best fortune I’ve ever had!
I always hate it when a piece is missing
Just like 80 years ago
My son cut his Mario hat off. Didn’t realize it was Ron Jeremy hiding under there.
I saw a post about a towel animal left by hotel staff a few days ago, so I thought I'd share the one they left for me :)
This is a man who lifts
Gotta blast
Attention idiots
k911
Don't you hate it when that 1 month free trial ends and the subscription begins?
Well that's just not cool.
Someone deserves an oscar
New mug
Kitty gets a gentle ride ^w^
A little family R&R
KablamHead [OC]
My girlfriend has a mouse in her house, so her cousin took it upon himself to do what was necessary
title of post
It's all pink on the inside
I got a new graphics card for my computer, I don’t think it’s supposed to look like this
Some demons are people
Mobile users excluded
He'll never let you down
He's in serious need of a cold shower.
:^)
Perfect timing. Thank you murderer
turkpost
Netflix recipe
Get the boat Noah!
Bo Burnham is a God.
Someone taped this to my wipes at work
The cookies weren't made wrong, they just had an alternate inspiration
METAphor