Any time a child tries to guess my age...

Wheres the owner? I need a word

I...uh...

Ninja is retarded

'We found the leak.'

Smells like updog in here...

Your turn, Weinstein.

The fate of the conspiracy theorist.

I have to go to a baby shower and the grandma-to-be is making everyone send her a baby picture. Here's mine.

This is the ultimate UNO reverse card.

We had

A man has fallen into the... wait...

She has no idea of what just slapped her in the face

Experienced jailbird gives sheriff's department 5 star review on Google with his full name and photo included.

Essential Oil vs Corona Virus

George Washington gathering supplies for his planned crossing of the Delaware River

Who the hell would pay 4k for sex?

His name is Kiryusha. Today he is 19 years old. And he hates everything

Thank you for your service!

This dog looks like he's vegan

Karen incomi- nevermind

Based Germans?

My mom works at a middle school. She found this in a broken locker. #thekidsarealright

I don't know why I find it hilarious

Common mistake

hopefully he wasnt infected with the gay

Kinky Sword

Mad Granny!!

Hand it over!

Message from above

I am this lucky

Don't mind if I do

Dad joke alert.

Manufacturing and shipping

Praise the Dark Lord.

Yep.......that maybe

This guy sent me a super serious gym selfie. I work for a music school so I decided to respond in kind.

Saustrich

30-day trial

I'd better not buy this.

Never cross the Clintons

Gordan Ramsay Approved

A light beer!

It's poetry

Well that went... terribly.

Sacred

Why T-rex is extinct…

It's true, though

Just say no.......

Multifunctional hub.

This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs on a construction site according to Occupational Health and Safety in Australia

inb4 he suicides

I’ll bite them back

Big PP energy

Butt hat.

My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card

Window seat

We don't deserve demons

Look it’s me

WOWEE

Brutally honest advertising

It had to be done...

At least it's not a dog

The training has begun

F&F

Hurry while the body's still warm

The battle of a lifetime

Why didn’t I think of this sign?

They just never show the other side.

Masterpiece one.

Ah yes, all the cone types.

Fools

"I might make another sandwich. I don't know." - Poverty Edition

I can feel the music

No laws, no masters

It's probably going to happen

My husband and I are traveling with our baby, cat, and dog. We stopped at a hotel for the night to get some rest, and I couldn’t find my dog. I look around and see this.

John Xena

It's so loud

Obey traffic signs

“Keeps kitty safe!”

Call the burn unit

Yes honey I paid 15$ for this guitar

This is the best fortune I’ve ever had!

I always hate it when a piece is missing

Just like 80 years ago

My son cut his Mario hat off. Didn’t realize it was Ron Jeremy hiding under there.

I saw a post about a towel animal left by hotel staff a few days ago, so I thought I'd share the one they left for me :)

This is a man who lifts

Gotta blast

Attention idiots

k911

Don't you hate it when that 1 month free trial ends and the subscription begins?

Well that's just not cool.

Someone deserves an oscar

New mug

Kitty gets a gentle ride ^w^

A little family R&R

KablamHead [OC]

My girlfriend has a mouse in her house, so her cousin took it upon himself to do what was necessary