*slaughter of younglings intensifies*

What’s your favorite cologne?

the true power of the hotdog

Who else can relate to this?

Co-worker sent me this... We work at NASA.

Are you lazy by any chance??

Worst. Conversation. Ever.

You'll be fine

Intresting......

I made fake motion/voice activated stickers to put on the water and towel dispensers at my school

Combat music starts playing

Damn he ballin

Nothing is off the table

get back here with my enema

Prophecy has come true!

Jared gives kids Ayds

Not getting the Coronavirus... spotted in the Atlanta airport

Title of your post

OMG It's Everywhere

Even methhead can't stand this BS

I feel ya bro

I felt compelled to share this gold =')

Sophia doesn’t play.

Covid-19 Cruise

Delhi Pigeon

CoronaVirused Pick-a-chuuu

Wabbit season!

Livin' the dream

The entire Greek mythology

driven't

B14 1&2

I have a plan

Would you get in?

no such thing as 'too many pockets'

In case of plants consuming vegans, will it be termed a case of cannibalism?

N̴̤̟̖͐͋ ̷̧͙̓͑Ṵ̶̰͘͜ ̷͚̈́͌L̴̖͕̹̎̌͛ ̷̟̾̐̕Ĺ̸̗̯̐͐

I photoshopped an osprey and a fish

mmo

Advertising copywriters in the 70s were comedic gods

A fellow chef posted this to his social media

shoot

Well there you have it.

Jeff achieved his life goals

Hey u, stop right there

Welllll

Cartoon logic Vs Science logic.

My sister bought me this ring with our birthstones for my birthday with a super sentimental message engraved on the inside

   

Once a noob , always a noob

Went down the rabbit hole of stock images and found this masterpiece

Enough Internet for the day.

It's under construction.

The Jedi Council used to be in Tenochtitlán

I think we found patient zero.

It’s a goat, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford slowin down to take a look at me...

.....

I’m pregnant!

Oh dear

   

It's all falling apart.

I guess there's no trans in Eppstein

483851

Facts though

martyrdom

Parenting done well

3rd date in, using the bathroom at her place... Should I just tell her it isn't working out anymore?

*screams in stock market*

66% survival rate

not stolen from reedit/9feg/imgflip/ifun

I miss Club Penguin

A restaurant in Garden City, New York

Yes

Had a great FaceTime conversation with my Grandma today

Today I turned 6 years old

I can only post once every 4 years, so here's my dog doing what she does when my partner and I want to snuggle.

Bad location for the entrance

HWARF!

"My eye itches"

About to hand this to my boss, wish me luck.

Because I like to be funny

Shit I’ve survived so far

They clearly didn’t think this through...

I came, I saw, I chewed.

I’m sure this was a first in closed captioning.

Taking customer service to a new level!

Soooo, I no longer feel like a crazy person for losing random socks...

Yeah, makes sense

Saw this gem in a yard in Houston.

Classic Elon

My dad’s Halloween costume of ‘78

I got some very bad news today, so my teenager came home with this to help me feel better. I have very weird kids.

Interesting wifi names

Go strong or go home

Step relative

The shadow is a streetpainting

The image of volatility

I've got my apocalypse plans.

Remember your ABC’s

Shower thought?

+/- chips