she says she likes my songs ; )

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The PJ pants in a bar seals the deal.

The sneezing kids germs are just extra protein for your pizza.

Might just save your life

Gotta blow fast

If you always thought indicator lights on a BMW are the most pointless things out there, you should know that they put antislip dots on newborns' socks

*shock*

I’m sure she’ll see this and find him

oooooof

First sign of Spring- The NJ state flower is popping up

Funny is funny.

I've always wondered why that was.

what the last pringle in the can sees

Hammer Head

Happens to me every damn time, I swear.

The best way to wake up by far

She's trying

Bruh

My dad said he patched the hole in the barstool so well, "you can't even see it."

Auto Correct

Sleep tight, HL

All men can agree on that

Did somebody say OIL?

Some drunk fool somewhere is one awesome person

An important message

Go ahead Mr jostur.

Sea dog + land dog = amphibious dog

Fast and Furious Infinite

It’s kinda true

Was only a matter of time anyways

Cowboy adventures.

Sad story, true story...

Papa Bear

i wish it would stop

Goose duck

COME AT ME BRO!!

Well.. which one is it ?

Meanwhile, somewhere around Asia.

If you tell him that you don't like your haircut he legally can't charge you.

youngling

The Interrogator

The Real Beer

Everyone else overlooked him

$$$

Bears kept stealing honey from this guy's bee farm, so he turned them into honey tasters

Dbz Buu

Easily the best and most creative thing I’ve ever seen at a high school sporting event

Wasn’t expecting that lol

Fart Ninja

Every YouTube "survivalist" ever

Did not know they come in sizes like this

It's only Tuesday.

Its free

Groovy baby YEAH! Like, shagadelic right?

hahaha

And then everybody clapped

It looks polite to me

why do we have ww1 and ww3 but not ww2

Chuck can devour a grown man in 87 bites

Seriously. Not one person told this lady???

aurora

Yeah, baby! Yeah!

onee chan is watching

Reasons to love france

Build the depression.

unreliable source

Totally not man eating robots

this kind of POWER can only be enjoyed

7-year club

It was a good day at work

in our favorite rocket ship!

It’s amazing what a few years can do, isn’t?

Ho ho oh ***.

Disney's new live action animal movie looks cool

WWl

I want to be, the very best!

the great question

Don't tell me what I add to my harem

The final show down

and NAKED, the god damn slut

My best friend and I have spent the past two years sending photoshopped photos of one another back and forth, and I think he may have won the war with this one

ohhh

costs money to fuϲk a hooker

Girls: If boys don't use paper after peeing, then how do they clean ? Boys:

yea why?

**ehemmmm**

So this is what they have resorted too...

this is the kind of support i expect from you

the holy triple venn

I want to visit the guillotine church

My goals are beyond your understanding.

when he runs, it's like thunder

Is it cosplay?

I can't unsee.

This gave me a chuckle.

Coronavirus in the U.S.

Come in here and look at this

They say dogs look like their owners

Interesting choice for a carry-on