My gf leaves me this fun game to play after she leaves for work in the morning.

100% gonna steal your Memaw

Don't do it Megaman

The Necromancer

Squad

Oh. Amazon..

yes

Wait-

This is humor

AH FUNK YEA IMMA GO TO THE GYM WHEN I WAKE UP hahahahahahaha

Tell me why

Did you know that George Clooney was born at the age of 31?

Fire foxes

If its well greased, yea

Does work the second time though

needing higher desks to accomodate your fat gut

Coming soon........

Lonelyman and his spaghetti

Goodbye heaven

our time to shine

With the onset of the Coronavirus...

A time and a place

†

Cutelery

mojo jojo

singular

tho you have to admit that the taste really is better

Or you'll go back forever changed

Lemme smash

Quantifying these pixels is less a job for a computer and more a job for the count

Coincidental rebuttal

Australia right now. Corona virus panic has already hit.

Noice

And if I were you, you should...

Meal prep is easy

Close, though?

Lawl

Luminescence

The circle of life

in your local mahala

I Guess its true?

Amazon's version of a CVS receipt.

Love people for how they are.

"you are worth alot to me"

Kitty feels

I feel this one

Bout right there!

sensible chuckle

We received this in the mail today after leaving ‘Coco’ at the Marriott Courtyard in Whippany, NJ. Thank you staff, you rock! Now my 28 year old girlfriend can sleep soundly once more.

Black lab takes selfie with 3 dozen of his mates at a local Doggie Daycare

Idk if this goes here.

Life as an astronaut

Why Would You Ever Do That?

VERY intrigued!

Indestructable

THEY ARE COMMING FOR US

STAY OVER THERE!!

give us this day our daily bread

How is this possible?!?!?

A cool note

Got the new Nike Rare Max's

FTHOOP

Always watching

We have it...1st case in South Africa

1989

Good Guy Genie

I can’t think of captions :)

The non violent resistance is over...

01110000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01101100 01100101

When Netflix ask you: «are you still watching?», and you see yourself in the black-screen reflection

The sign on the bathroom door of one of my favorite lunch spots.

I feel educated

Scientology

Gah! Dammit!!!

Lightning in a bottle

For the health!

Not anymore...

I love cheems

Girl Scouts are metal AF

Robots v. Immigrants

"Might build a building later, idk."

This virus is catchy

She was only trying to show me her fingernail but it came out so inadvertantly Johnny Cash

Sacra corona unita

Who hurt you?

People are nuts

Lonelyman and his glass

Once again she emerges as the voice of reason to the masses.

COVID19 > Holy Water

It is decided

Hotdog, in memoriam

Everyone has a solution nowadays.

TACTICAL WOOF IMBOUND

However ...

I photoshop animals into things. Here's a cat in a bread roll.

We don’t judge here...

Ah yes, selfie

groovy

Meanwhile in Australia...panic buy

true artisan