Amazon's version of a CVS receipt.

Love people for how they are.

"you are worth alot to me"

Kitty feels

I feel this one

Bout right there!

sensible chuckle

We received this in the mail today after leaving ‘Coco’ at the Marriott Courtyard in Whippany, NJ. Thank you staff, you rock! Now my 28 year old girlfriend can sleep soundly once more.

Black lab takes selfie with 3 dozen of his mates at a local Doggie Daycare

Idk if this goes here.

Life as an astronaut

Why Would You Ever Do That?

VERY intrigued!

Indestructable

THEY ARE COMMING FOR US

STAY OVER THERE!!

give us this day our daily bread

How is this possible?!?!?

A cool note

Got the new Nike Rare Max's

FTHOOP

Always watching

We have it...1st case in South Africa

1989

Good Guy Genie

I can’t think of captions :)

The non violent resistance is over...

01110000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01101100 01100101

When Netflix ask you: «are you still watching?», and you see yourself in the black-screen reflection

The sign on the bathroom door of one of my favorite lunch spots.

I feel educated

Scientology

Gah! Dammit!!!

Lightning in a bottle

For the health!

Not anymore...

I love cheems

Girl Scouts are metal AF

Robots v. Immigrants

"Might build a building later, idk."

This virus is catchy

She was only trying to show me her fingernail but it came out so inadvertantly Johnny Cash

Sacra corona unita

Who hurt you?

People are nuts

Lonelyman and his glass

Once again she emerges as the voice of reason to the masses.

COVID19 > Holy Water

It is decided

Hotdog, in memoriam

Everyone has a solution nowadays.

TACTICAL WOOF IMBOUND

However ...

I photoshop animals into things. Here's a cat in a bread roll.

We don’t judge here...

Ah yes, selfie

groovy

Meanwhile in Australia...panic buy

true artisan

Americans will measure with anything but the metric system

Behold, the Vietcong doggo!

Essays done

Don’t wash your hands!

So anyways, I started blasting

Keep growing boys

Got about a foot of sun out at my place. Might not make it to work. Everybody stay safe out there.

yes

Welcome you gay boys and girls

Funny_trains

oni ni kannabo desu

Hi Drax!

:‘(

Austin powers on the news

Instinct is weird

my dudes

Hitler House.

dude you killed her

They came back.

also aids

Four

comedy gold

My boss bought giant blocks to build a separation wall in our big office. Now I feel like I’m working at White Castle.

This card sent to me from my sister made me giggle.

Found unexpectedly today...

u w0t m8

I like to develop fake product ideas, so I created the CyberToaster. The Tesla inspired toaster that makes Elon Toast.

Caronavirus shortages

Colorado = good

Kids these days will never understand

timothy is not a human person

Another one spotted in the wild in central OH.

The flat earth clownshow.

He did a bunch of catnip, saw himself in the mirror and had a self-realization that he indeed, is a cat.

Remember to wash your hands folks!

Furries be like: "Mmm, ᴄock ᴄock."

Saw the Texas Coronavirus Prevention sign. So here is one I saw in my work bathroom in Louisiana yesterday!

prison with extra steps

Mom's new relaxation device is scrotally awesome

We exist to spite god

John Williams intensifying