Hi Drax!

:‘(

Austin powers on the news

Instinct is weird

my dudes

Hitler House.

dude you killed her

They came back.

also aids

Four

comedy gold

My boss bought giant blocks to build a separation wall in our big office. Now I feel like I’m working at White Castle.

This card sent to me from my sister made me giggle.

Found unexpectedly today...

u w0t m8

I like to develop fake product ideas, so I created the CyberToaster. The Tesla inspired toaster that makes Elon Toast.

Caronavirus shortages

Colorado = good

Kids these days will never understand

timothy is not a human person

Another one spotted in the wild in central OH.

The flat earth clownshow.

He did a bunch of catnip, saw himself in the mirror and had a self-realization that he indeed, is a cat.

Remember to wash your hands folks!

Furries be like: "Mmm, ᴄock ᴄock."

Saw the Texas Coronavirus Prevention sign. So here is one I saw in my work bathroom in Louisiana yesterday!

Mom's new relaxation device is scrotally awesome

We exist to spite god

John Williams intensifying

damnnice

They probably should’ve tested the soapbox

Gotta get me some of that Fremen booty

Brb I’m going to the bank…

Oi m8

Most annoying sound in the world

Dr Watson is a badass

It's a thing now

Real life be like:

perkele

Your friend that always wears a hat

"Let your cousin play or I'll turn it off!"

...

The Deebo Vending Machine Co.

Inspirational and chirldish

Welp Coronavirus has made it to Texas.

Wi-Fried

There's a reason the game's called LOL

When HR catch you

Sir... try this instead

The only way my cat likes sit on my hands)

Jewelry store in West Australia

That moment you make eye contact with another cowoker while walking down the hall

You can normally tell how bad the crash was by how far the lips are apart.

Worth more than a thousand words.

who needs school anyway

My coworker showed me this page from a waffle maker’s brochure

Types of cats

We've passed the turning point

Kentucky Fried Rat?

listen here you lil shit

Here's da ball homan

if we had cat eyes and they had human eyes... scary.

Beware...

Ahm.....

It's the 155th of October

Father of the century!

if you're counting from the shaft that is

title

Bird mood

Wholesome

It'll just miraculously disappear when the weather gets hot anyway.

this cloud looks awesome

My 17 year old student has this on his desk today.

My kiddo figured out how to add items to the shopping list via the Echo Dot.

Just did a successful surgery

Chillin in a pool of soup

Always aim for the moon

Taking vacations for no reason is my passion.

Someday maybe!

Liberty is forever.

Someone labeled my neighbors house one Google maps.

Anybody in the mood for fried chicken?

John

switch

The forbidden drincc

My Nephew and my Cat Virola. Lazy inseparable Friends :)

Talc consumption as a hunger suppressant

Why is this at my school...

I went to wash my hands at a chinese food place and this was their soap bottle

big F

We Would Be Better Off Without These

Wrong direction kid

Saving up on love and appreciation

Decided to have a sense of humor with my vasectomy today.

I went grocery shopping and my husband put everything away... it's a blue box so it must be pasta

What a wise guy

PSA: Just wash your hands.

she says she likes my songs ; )

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The PJ pants in a bar seals the deal.