big F
We Would Be Better Off Without These
Wrong direction kid
Saving up on love and appreciation
Decided to have a sense of humor with my vasectomy today.
I went grocery shopping and my husband put everything away... it's a blue box so it must be pasta
What a wise guy
PSA: Just wash your hands.
she says she likes my songs ; )
The PJ pants in a bar seals the deal.
The sneezing kids germs are just extra protein for your pizza.
Might just save your life
Gotta blow fast
If you always thought indicator lights on a BMW are the most pointless things out there, you should know that they put antislip dots on newborns' socks
*shock*
I’m sure she’ll see this and find him
oooooof
First sign of Spring- The NJ state flower is popping up
Funny is funny.
I've always wondered why that was.
what the last pringle in the can sees
Hammer Head
Happens to me every damn time, I swear.
The best way to wake up by far
She's trying
Bruh
My dad said he patched the hole in the barstool so well, "you can't even see it."
Auto Correct
Sleep tight, HL
All men can agree on that
Did somebody say OIL?
Some drunk fool somewhere is one awesome person
An important message
Go ahead Mr jostur.
Sea dog + land dog = amphibious dog
Fast and Furious Infinite
It’s kinda true
Was only a matter of time anyways
Cowboy adventures.
Sad story, true story...
Papa Bear
i wish it would stop
Goose duck
COME AT ME BRO!!
Well.. which one is it ?
Meanwhile, somewhere around Asia.
If you tell him that you don't like your haircut he legally can't charge you.
youngling
The Interrogator
The Real Beer
Everyone else overlooked him
$$$
Bears kept stealing honey from this guy's bee farm, so he turned them into honey tasters
Dbz Buu
Easily the best and most creative thing I’ve ever seen at a high school sporting event
Wasn’t expecting that lol
Fart Ninja
Every YouTube "survivalist" ever
Did not know they come in sizes like this
It's only Tuesday.
Its free
Groovy baby YEAH! Like, shagadelic right?
hahaha
And then everybody clapped
It looks polite to me
why do we have ww1 and ww3 but not ww2
Chuck can devour a grown man in 87 bites
Seriously. Not one person told this lady???
aurora
Yeah, baby! Yeah!
onee chan is watching
Reasons to love france
Build the depression.
unreliable source
Totally not man eating robots
this kind of POWER can only be enjoyed
7-year club
It was a good day at work
in our favorite rocket ship!
It’s amazing what a few years can do, isn’t?
Ho ho oh ***.
Disney's new live action animal movie looks cool
WWl
I want to be, the very best!
the great question
Don't tell me what I add to my harem
The final show down
and NAKED, the god damn slut
My best friend and I have spent the past two years sending photoshopped photos of one another back and forth, and I think he may have won the war with this one
ohhh
costs money to fuϲk a hooker
Girls: If boys don't use paper after peeing, then how do they clean ? Boys:
yea why?
**ehemmmm**
So this is what they have resorted too...
this is the kind of support i expect from you
the holy triple venn
I want to visit the guillotine church
My goals are beyond your understanding.