Always aim for the moon

Taking vacations for no reason is my passion.

Someday maybe!

Liberty is forever.

Someone labeled my neighbors house one Google maps.

Anybody in the mood for fried chicken?

John

switch

The forbidden drincc

My Nephew and my Cat Virola. Lazy inseparable Friends :)

Talc consumption as a hunger suppressant

Why is this at my school...

I went to wash my hands at a chinese food place and this was their soap bottle

big F

We Would Be Better Off Without These

Wrong direction kid

Saving up on love and appreciation

Decided to have a sense of humor with my vasectomy today.

I went grocery shopping and my husband put everything away... it's a blue box so it must be pasta

What a wise guy

PSA: Just wash your hands.

she says she likes my songs ; )

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The PJ pants in a bar seals the deal.

The sneezing kids germs are just extra protein for your pizza.

Might just save your life

Gotta blow fast

If you always thought indicator lights on a BMW are the most pointless things out there, you should know that they put antislip dots on newborns' socks

*shock*

I’m sure she’ll see this and find him

oooooof

First sign of Spring- The NJ state flower is popping up

Funny is funny.

I've always wondered why that was.

what the last pringle in the can sees

Hammer Head

Happens to me every damn time, I swear.

The best way to wake up by far

She's trying

Bruh

My dad said he patched the hole in the barstool so well, "you can't even see it."

Auto Correct

Sleep tight, HL

All men can agree on that

Did somebody say OIL?

Some drunk fool somewhere is one awesome person

An important message

Go ahead Mr jostur.

Sea dog + land dog = amphibious dog

Fast and Furious Infinite

It’s kinda true

Was only a matter of time anyways

Cowboy adventures.

Sad story, true story...

Papa Bear

i wish it would stop

Goose duck

COME AT ME BRO!!

Well.. which one is it ?

Meanwhile, somewhere around Asia.

If you tell him that you don't like your haircut he legally can't charge you.

youngling

The Interrogator

The Real Beer

Everyone else overlooked him

$$$

Bears kept stealing honey from this guy's bee farm, so he turned them into honey tasters

Dbz Buu

Easily the best and most creative thing I’ve ever seen at a high school sporting event

Wasn’t expecting that lol

Fart Ninja

Every YouTube "survivalist" ever

Did not know they come in sizes like this

It's only Tuesday.

Its free

Groovy baby YEAH! Like, shagadelic right?

hahaha

And then everybody clapped

It looks polite to me

why do we have ww1 and ww3 but not ww2

Chuck can devour a grown man in 87 bites

Seriously. Not one person told this lady???

aurora

Yeah, baby! Yeah!

onee chan is watching

Reasons to love france

Build the depression.

unreliable source

Totally not man eating robots

this kind of POWER can only be enjoyed

7-year club

It was a good day at work

in our favorite rocket ship!

It’s amazing what a few years can do, isn’t?

Ho ho oh ***.

Disney's new live action animal movie looks cool

WWl

I want to be, the very best!

the great question

Don't tell me what I add to my harem