Saw the Texas Coronavirus Prevention sign. So here is one I saw in my work bathroom in Louisiana yesterday!

prison with extra steps

Mom's new relaxation device is scrotally awesome

We exist to spite god

John Williams intensifying

damnnice

They probably should’ve tested the soapbox

Gotta get me some of that Fremen booty

Brb I’m going to the bank…

Oi m8

Most annoying sound in the world

Dr Watson is a badass

don't say you like the anime if you haven't read the manga

It's a thing now

Real life be like:

perkele

Your friend that always wears a hat

"Let your cousin play or I'll turn it off!"

...

The Deebo Vending Machine Co.

Inspirational and chirldish

Welp Coronavirus has made it to Texas.

Wi-Fried

There's a reason the game's called LOL

When HR catch you

Sir... try this instead

The only way my cat likes sit on my hands)

Jewelry store in West Australia

That moment you make eye contact with another cowoker while walking down the hall

You can normally tell how bad the crash was by how far the lips are apart.

Worth more than a thousand words.

who needs school anyway

My coworker showed me this page from a waffle maker’s brochure

Types of cats

We've passed the turning point

Kentucky Fried Rat?

listen here you lil shit

Here's da ball homan

if we had cat eyes and they had human eyes... scary.

Beware...

Ahm.....

It's the 155th of October

Father of the century!

if you're counting from the shaft that is

title

Bird mood

Wholesome

It'll just miraculously disappear when the weather gets hot anyway.

this cloud looks awesome

My 17 year old student has this on his desk today.

My kiddo figured out how to add items to the shopping list via the Echo Dot.

Just did a successful surgery

Chillin in a pool of soup

Always aim for the moon

Taking vacations for no reason is my passion.

Someday maybe!

Liberty is forever.

Someone labeled my neighbors house one Google maps.

Anybody in the mood for fried chicken?

John

switch

The forbidden drincc

My Nephew and my Cat Virola. Lazy inseparable Friends :)

Talc consumption as a hunger suppressant

Why is this at my school...

I went to wash my hands at a chinese food place and this was their soap bottle

big F

We Would Be Better Off Without These

Wrong direction kid

Saving up on love and appreciation

Decided to have a sense of humor with my vasectomy today.

I went grocery shopping and my husband put everything away... it's a blue box so it must be pasta

What a wise guy

PSA: Just wash your hands.

she says she likes my songs ; )

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The PJ pants in a bar seals the deal.

The sneezing kids germs are just extra protein for your pizza.

Might just save your life

Gotta blow fast

If you always thought indicator lights on a BMW are the most pointless things out there, you should know that they put antislip dots on newborns' socks

*shock*

I’m sure she’ll see this and find him

oooooof

First sign of Spring- The NJ state flower is popping up

Funny is funny.

I've always wondered why that was.

what the last pringle in the can sees

Hammer Head

Happens to me every damn time, I swear.

The best way to wake up by far

She's trying

Bruh

My dad said he patched the hole in the barstool so well, "you can't even see it."

Auto Correct

Sleep tight, HL

All men can agree on that

Did somebody say OIL?

Some drunk fool somewhere is one awesome person

An important message