Worth more than a thousand words.
who needs school anyway
My coworker showed me this page from a waffle maker’s brochure
Types of cats
We've passed the turning point
Kentucky Fried Rat?
listen here you lil shit
Here's da ball homan
if we had cat eyes and they had human eyes... scary.
Beware...
Ahm.....
It's the 155th of October
Father of the century!
if you're counting from the shaft that is
title
Bird mood
Wholesome
It'll just miraculously disappear when the weather gets hot anyway.
this cloud looks awesome
My 17 year old student has this on his desk today.
My kiddo figured out how to add items to the shopping list via the Echo Dot.
Just did a successful surgery
Chillin in a pool of soup
Always aim for the moon
Taking vacations for no reason is my passion.
Someday maybe!
Liberty is forever.
Someone labeled my neighbors house one Google maps.
Anybody in the mood for fried chicken?
John
switch
The forbidden drincc
My Nephew and my Cat Virola. Lazy inseparable Friends :)
Talc consumption as a hunger suppressant
Why is this at my school...
I went to wash my hands at a chinese food place and this was their soap bottle
big F
We Would Be Better Off Without These
Wrong direction kid
Saving up on love and appreciation
Decided to have a sense of humor with my vasectomy today.
I went grocery shopping and my husband put everything away... it's a blue box so it must be pasta
What a wise guy
PSA: Just wash your hands.
she says she likes my songs ; )
The PJ pants in a bar seals the deal.
The sneezing kids germs are just extra protein for your pizza.
Might just save your life
Gotta blow fast
If you always thought indicator lights on a BMW are the most pointless things out there, you should know that they put antislip dots on newborns' socks
*shock*
I’m sure she’ll see this and find him
oooooof
First sign of Spring- The NJ state flower is popping up
Funny is funny.
I've always wondered why that was.
what the last pringle in the can sees
Hammer Head
Happens to me every damn time, I swear.
The best way to wake up by far
She's trying
Bruh
My dad said he patched the hole in the barstool so well, "you can't even see it."
Auto Correct
Sleep tight, HL
All men can agree on that
Did somebody say OIL?
Some drunk fool somewhere is one awesome person
An important message
Go ahead Mr jostur.
Sea dog + land dog = amphibious dog
Fast and Furious Infinite
It’s kinda true
Was only a matter of time anyways
Cowboy adventures.
Sad story, true story...
Papa Bear
i wish it would stop
Goose duck
COME AT ME BRO!!
Well.. which one is it ?
Meanwhile, somewhere around Asia.
If you tell him that you don't like your haircut he legally can't charge you.
youngling
The Interrogator
The Real Beer
Everyone else overlooked him
$$$
Bears kept stealing honey from this guy's bee farm, so he turned them into honey tasters
Dbz Buu
Easily the best and most creative thing I’ve ever seen at a high school sporting event
Wasn’t expecting that lol
Fart Ninja
Every YouTube "survivalist" ever
Did not know they come in sizes like this
It's only Tuesday.
Its free
Groovy baby YEAH! Like, shagadelic right?
hahaha