I'm not drunk officer....I have been drinking water all day.

forgive me for i did not know

New Man Shampoo

Dick's Out!

UwU harder Fox

A highland cow munching on some lunch

When there is a group assignment, but you do all the work

Now that's the second strongest coffee I've ever had.

Kristoff is excited to see you

Who did this to you?

I knew I was taking a gamble ordering from Wish.... but still, I couldnt stop laughing when my blanket finally arrived!

I guess it only works for Lady and The Tramp

I'd play both

Yes my brain is still stuck as one of a 15 year old boy.

yes

one for my German brothers

I photoshopped a dog and a squirrel

Zzzzzap

Ah yes panzer magic the most noble form of magic

thot detected

Holding the roof

/&%&%%#&

Everybody loved Raymond

Oh? Me? No! Pssh...but thanks haha

give me your steak and no one gets hurt

Statue Fun

I love cursed sandwiches

MONEY FIGHT!!

Relatable

Tentin quaratino

He works in mysterious ways

Imma about to get kicked outta this supermarket.

What the hell is Dad wearing?

The Ultimate Lifeform

*sad Pooh noises*

She's the one :')

These aren't droids

Watching an NBA highlight then suddenly in the background...

Orange Juice

it WILL happen, and you WILL be happy about it

My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed

So real it hurts

The germ expert we need right now

It's been 25 yrs. I still find it hilarious.

mild flue symptoms

This is the real thing

Wow great advertising

modern problems blah blah

Dreadlocks

That's a really good question!

Water Earth Fire Air Pasta

I photoshopped an elephant and a duck together. I present to you: The Elephuck!

Autobots, roll out

Fill my nose

Wanna box??

A hero....

*punches a wall*

Hey everyone, let's play . . . find the trash can!

My coworker’s choice in outfit today.

My uncle tried to install a tv mount...

Hogwarts After Dark

i kid you not

Hugelol nibbas after they spend 30h in Premiere to make a meta video that dies with 22 likes

Left the 4yo alone with the pizza for 2 minutes

Suitcase filled with 200 rolls of Quilton

Someone put a sticker of a outlet/USB charger on one of the posts at the Denver International Airport. Someone didn’t find it funny.

I am intrigued by this product

This is an Emergen-C!!!!

Use the Chick-fil-A buns as a brush.

God Bless

They make the earth breathe

So tired of people sleeping on John Dowland

My wife told me to put nice pillow cases on the bed. A slave obeys. A man chooses...

Poor Jesus could never fully enjoy pool parties.

I love my mailman. He tries.

    

Somebody put these on cars at my apartment complex

Quite the professional

The SAS of camel warfare.

Nuh uh

Wendy's Is ........PEOPLE !!

This is how you order a pizza

Translation for spice levels at my local Korean reateraunt

can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh self-sufficiency

Yuh Yuh, uh, yuh

Victory is ours

Cat Arrest

Return of the hey

Bloop bloop.

This is the last chemical to be discovered

Aurtist

People in Australia running out of toilet paper

Adventure is out there!

Wamen

Screw your 'fragile' sticker

HAHAHAHAHA AAAAND THEN AND THEN MORTY TURN HIS OVER AND HE'S AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA HE'S A AHAHAHAHHHHAHA

Sucks to be a bat

Relax david just relax .

Best thing about living with parents

My wife gave me a care package after my vasectomy.