And hopefully dead soon

Gen X has middle child syndrome

“Leadership Training” presenter doesn’t understand how Venn diagrams work...

This is so true!!

They don’t make pandemics like they used to

Wish granted!

Thought I’d share my older sister’s lovely photoshoot

Day 6 and they still haven't noticed me.

stonks

Obstacle

I guess I'll die

This isn't even her final form!

Lately I've been having a craving for grilled cheese, then I noticed my calendar and it all made sense.

Stairway to bedroom

Need some of number three

If that #ugly*** pulled this off, there is hope for all of us

Help us

Gus Johnson didn't know what he started

S-Security!

confidence +10

hold on tight

Probably a repost,

But then again, roaches survive everything

Not mine but I thought it would fit here

Sorry is just not good enough

My dad keeps turtles. I started the training. Soon i'll have my own personal bodyguards!

Neil deDrax Tyson

The real reason I have to hoard toilet paper

kiddiefiddler

The doctor is ready!!!

I'm still upvoting Trumpy

*sweating intensifies*

Subtitles and Smilies really tie videos together

10am gin and tonic

This grocery store gets it!!

My German Shepherd's secret identity is BatDog

what is the fear of homes though?

Someone put this sticker on my police car today

Ah yes like clockwork

Jack Black is Me

Dogs are decent people

Oooh Wah Ah Ah Ah!

I asked my mom if she could get a picture of me mid-air jumping off a sand dune. She assured me she could. These are the two pics she got

Sorry almost did it again

Just plug the cord back in duh

Wait, it's gone limp again

Always

Thanks, I hate it.

credit

Tonight, we feast.

I scream but god does not hear me

I think I got COVID-19's fortune

Legends call it a photoshop.

Mr. Wang has had enough.

It's mostly air

:-)

Be sure to practice safe sex!

Oh the Tyranny....

In search of the perfect sock mate!

Mom! You've made a huge mistake!

UnorthoDoc

My boss hand stitched us something to keep moral high.

society

I don't do miracles

I photoshopped a lion and a squirrel

Interrupting turtle cycle.

remember, remember

swim

Beat that

It's a blessing from the gods!

Don't tell 'em

Cream gravy

I'm no expert but I am pretty sure that there is a kid who's about to get slapped into next Tuesday!

100 year old Finnish lady gets strippers for her birthday! From Helsinki Sanomat

Ozzy Osborne is the strongest

fb evolution

Office etiquette 2020

Which is it??

Someone put a toy in front of my rear camera.

you're Dima-DONE here

Running ......

Silver lining .

Advertising level at it's peak

Uh oh, it’s spreading.

Meanwhile, in Sydney...

Panicking is an art

Sup gang

Ain't worth it

0 weakness

See you guys!

To make face masks out of bra.

nice trick

It's not gay if it's TSA

Bedum TSSS...

One of the big mysteries of the universe

Revolution

Ummm, No...

go ahead

That’s great

Wash wash scrub scrub