It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
756,289 Poster of the Year
Been wondering why the Corona molecule looked familiar.
I’m the fake inventions guy. It seems like everyone is making bread, so I made the Sourdough Satchel.
this meme is Delta_2^P complete tbh
More accurate than most realize...
im ridin' with biden
Everyone is scared of 5G towers but as kids we used to sit and stand on these green boxes all day
My friend thought her chicken nugget looked like a lamb so she gave him tooth pick legs
Well, thank goodness the virus can’t move sideways.
The last nerve
My Wife Needed a Model for Her Photography
When there are no masks...
A mother plier feeding its wrenchlings.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
My roommates zoom meeting attire
This dog poops rainbow.
For those who need to hear it remember...
How it happened
I told my students that if almost all of them did an online test they could choose my facial hair
My 3.5 year old ran inside to go to the bathroom, but apparently took a detour for a fistful of brownies. There's literally a handprint in the middle of the pan.
Who says you have to be alone on your birthday?
Getting more creative with my video chat backgrounds
Check One, check two.
Quarantine opening new opportunities
Wearing glasses in the age of quarantine - Credit @bhaist on Twitter
Guess who’s going to survive the extinction this time????
Covid pros and cons
doing my part
My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24
Well, I guess that answers that question.
This is exactly why I hate online homework.
New mask that protects you and keeps people away!
it is yellow
Mark is a genius
Calm your tits, Bethesda
3 weeks Quarantine! (I cant go to the beach and film the crabs)
That damn Carole Baskin!
Posted by a sad Bernie Bro
kinda yeas but no
We gon die by September
Oh will we ever be set free ?
Quarantine made it clear
Lady 1-Ply, Keeper of Non-Perishables and Protector of the Soap.
the legend has returned
At a school in our neighborhood. Too soon?
NASA's SWAT team looks like a weekend airsoft club
What a glorious view
Remember kids, always finish your plates so the starving African children can't have any
This review for a $600 toaster:
Funny and true
2020 has it coming, boys
Let's go boys
Social distancing with South African measurements
Unachievable standards of beauty
This is like coming out, but with extra steps
(chuckles) I am in danger
Due to the quarantine and nearly no pollution, the pizza plants in southern Italy are finally starting to bloom again!
Comunicate With Your Neigbors
Best. Stat. Ever.
what the heck
My first post !
Toads make me happy
The path of the sith
mr sex goblin
where men cried
Quarantine is an Adventure
Lovley congratulations to everyone who has a birthday during the quarantine. ❤️❤️❤️
Jar Jar Skywalker
like a new person
I bet this dog knows where to buy some coke
My Mima saw a pillow at the grocery store that looks just like her cat Tuna- she sent me this picture
Wife asked for ice cream. Hers is beans. I’m a terrible person
They're the same person
Want some Lyme with that?
Accurate representation of 2020 so far
Found Shrek’s home
When someone who has been in a coma since December ask you what happened.
Why does Stephen Colbert look like he’s in Dragon Ball Z!?
Do we laugh or do we cry cause I don't know?