Social Distancing Baptism

A lot, and you also have to guess what she wants to eat every time.

This is Cooking Abuse

As my mom slowly succumbs to quarantine insanity, I thought I'd share the photos she sends to me daily. First up, some starwars fan service. Will post daily as she sends me more.

ZEUS!!!!

My kids waiting for the bus today. Happy April fools day!

It’s April 1st. We all know what that means!

Or armadillo

not sure if actually funny or quarantine got me losing my mind

Im a young independent woman who dont need no man

A breath of fresh air in these crazy times. See at the McDonald’s drive thru this morning.

Don't *** it up

Mr. T-MNT

Kid left with this lockdown haircut after asking his 7-yr old brother for “old man” hair.

I can’t be the only one who saw this

It’s called quarantine coffee. It’s just like normal coffee but it has a margarita in it and also no coffee.

It's written in the stars.

Holy Diver, You've been down too long in the midnight sea, Oh what's becoming of me

Paris.

My husband hates when there are small quantities of leftovers in the fridge. My son pranked him for April Fools by filling 22 containers, each with one strand of spaghetti.

99% accurate

I suggests we start eating the chineese

I wish I was a little bit taller...

So nothing new

2020 commemorative candle

April is here

Screaming inside

Corporations after another week:

A small price to pay for cheetos

Modern problems require solutions

Oh well

Nooooooo!

I was ahead of the game on this one....my Halloween costume 2 years ago!!

Working from home. Girlfriend thought she would prank me. Spend over an hour searching on the net for solutions to while my mouse didn’t work..

yes

Got told by my mum that my 93 year old Nanna wasn't looking too well, had a mini heart attack, then got sent this.

relatable

the mad lad

Fu**

This unexpected pun in this educational video had me dying for some reason

The April Fools Joke I left for my boyfriend

Don’t *** with Apu

I live here now

Will she make it?

i got the trifecta!

birds 

santo cielo!

It's not rocket science

its april 2020 man....

I understand this picture so much.

Bill cosby

The most useful venn that's ever been

PSA from Satan

Meal Prep During Quarantine

Looking for food during the fourth week of the lockdown

Highly support this cast for Tiger King the movie

My manager went out on his boat this weekend

Good job Microsoft

Waiting for the April surprise

When the world is ending and you just have to look like a Mortal Kombat character.

Landlord: “Yeah, you can paint.”

Yes yes very true indeed

Mad lad

Not OC but sums up quarantine life...

Spread the fire!

For extra credit they can sanitize them

My sister sent me this. I think she nailed it.

This was taken on my street today

I don't think that was the answer she was going for...

The magic cat

#freejoe

That's not my face!

It’s the logical progression

Expand Kong

Sheepdog working from home...

My virtual background for all Zoom meetings

Had a competition to see how many spiky balls they could collect. Parenting win.

I found the holy grail of "I forgot my phone" while taking a dump

I finally have time for all those book recs

Just doing her job

About time ...

Tomorrow it will be all over :)

Condoms are for fúckin pussies

He's a hero not a monster

we really DO live in a society

I needed the support..

At least they were no danger to the elderly

A role model for everyone today

Damn

Truth telling Dino

Maintaining a great working relationship..

Gentlemen’s Club in my hometown for the COVID Sign win.

This might be the greatest restaurant slogan ever created

No movie quote has been more true in my life.

Oh no

Social Distancing drinking games in the wild

Kool aid man strikes again

Should have learnt english

Stingray in it's natural habitat

the duality of dog