Morning stretches!

Potato, potahto

Quarantine Day 22: Getting my chicken ready for her date.

A Tale of two warriors

Best Birthday ever ❤❤❤

As if you had a GF

It's good to be the King.

Apparently one of them turned on the new Roomba while I was sleeping upstairs. I opened the door to see this crew all hiding from the noise.

I'm good at physics but evil

Yes, prettyamalous

This thicc banana

I hadn’t seen this one yet

Epic joke

It only feels like drowning because that is definitely what is happening...

My wife sent me the picture on the left. I sent pack the picture on the right

Just rewatched Happy Gilmore.

Satan looking at God’s plan for 2020

I don't know this feeling

Ummm, yes?

QUICKLY!

How to work remotely...

I designed a mug that perfectly matches my working from home productivity

He applies for a job in a bank later

Carry a jackass you know on your back today!

Capitalism.gif

Sure

Zoom CEO

exercise? i thought you said mass genocide

God right now

And, no one suspected a thing.

its coming

Dangit Joey!

Preaching

-walks across stage-

Welp

Just bringing back an old template

#notall (thanks red circle)

myes

same

It can

Made this for fun. Do your part!

Social distancing makes the opening of the Nightingale hospital look like an album cover.

I just had my big outing for the week.

The most invigorating hand sanitiser I've ever used

Do you know how fast i am?

THERE WAS ENOUGH SPACE!

I wanted t(o c)ommemorate this event

Relatable

And they called him a madlad

Brrr

tragic

But those gas prices, Doc

Don't mess with German ships

No touching. Maintain social distance.

Relatable

just be yourself bro

Cheese is a product of microbiological activity

clickbait cat

Díck

It... Never... Ends...

NASA

China trying to hide its corona cases from the rest of the world

Such a Predictable Path for So Many Child Stars. When Are We Going to Learn?

keep your head up king

nice

Quarantune Day 8

Even protects the eyes.

Yes, Amusing

Simpson’s did it

king of kings

In the jungle, the mighty jungle The simp lord sleeps tonight

Mom no

I like blue power ranger

Piss-off

The tomato warriors, choose wisely

How to cosplay a peach tree

It be that way

At least it's not make a wish

My GF wallpaper and mine !

Give it to me baby

Al Bundy reading same newspaper

>:(

My town's distance guidelines

6ft apart

oh no

You’re a grown ass man. Simmer down.

What will April bring?

This is bad

oh poor thing

Check that septic tank.

I spice with my little eyes.

I trust this man too. He came long way since Windows 95.

My friend sent me this, figures my fellow construction industry workers would appreciate it.

Amps. They’re everyone’s ***.

Repost: Some local boys used ANIMAL SAFE paint to make a cow into a tiger for an epic Tiger King photo shoot!

China calculating corona cases

Sign language problems 101

Unsolvable

Barnes and Noble knows how to Quarantine

Mullets 2020