Bet he doesn’t show up

My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

Fine dining in the apocalypse

I work at a pawn shop... sometimes people pawn their stereos and we find little hidden treasures like this.

Took this picture at my local park today. Makes me absolutely livid.

It took 37h,19min,41sec. Separated the coffee, cream and sugar

Gape

How to name animals in German

Timely

Saw this on my walk today

"Psst! Want some Drugs?"

Ok there gramps, dont hurt yourself laughing.

So apparently this is what happens when NASA engineers get bored

I found a squirrel eating fried chicken in a tree.

aw yeh

Quarantined

Day 21 of Quarantine: White Trash Nachos: Potato Chips, Leftover Sloppy Joe, Random leftover cheese.

The queen's outfit used as a green screen

Phew! It's almost over!

Please dont April

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #22

title

This was on my friends local news. I laughed so hard.

The office never gets old

exponential

My grandpa saving the world vs me saving the world

calc

Wait... this ain't right

Week 4, 4th meeting, still... no one has noticed.

Kenneth copeland is pure evil

After Watching news channel more than 2 hours

Internet is down again

But Not Forgotten

Personally, I’d swap the Pepsi for a Coke. Or maybe just two bottles of Captain Morgan...

Pavlov

Mask Donations

This was my lunch. There are no rules anymore.

They took it well. They usually do.

Kenneth Copeland bad, Corey good

Perfect Coffee [OC]

Stay home. Stay safe.

Be responsible people!

Azula

First time I ever wore a mask into a BANK to pay my rent. I slipped the teller a note. It is a new world.

This guy is getting the hell out of 2020!!!

Those poor children

NEVER FORGET

Damnsel

Mmmmmmm cheeeeeeese

I like to design unnecessary products so I created a pair of shutter for Zoom meetings.

Oh my

Tried to use a decoy to send a message. The goose received it and sent one back.

Ideas for a cure?

The local news station on channel 58 told me the moon is brainwashing people

One person in Finland came back to life after dying of Covid-19.

oh no

My grandma runs a ranch, I asked her if they're taking precautions and she sent this

Bondage over feelings

add those double d's

Outbreakup

Step up your game America.

The real struggle...

what an idiot lol

he will outlive us all

Confirm

I need an explanation here.

fuk it

Adventure in the forest.

The only love and affection I need are upvotes

grrr

Pastor Kenneth Copeland blowing away Covid-19

smh

compass unity

Quarantine got some people like

Kenneth Copeland inside out.

It's literally the best thing ever.

Eclipses 101

7 8 9

Always a sucker for a good puppy pun.

restonks

Shut up you little

*Screaming into the void*

The air is so clean now, you can see Sydney from New York.

show him the suicide booth

The next step in evolution

The Queen's Address

Hello darkness my old friend

Popémon

creepy Joe

Stepping up the vandalism game

Things that make you go hmmm

"Breathtakingly accurate" Chicago Sun Times

When people look at me

Comic book guy telling it like it is

Squirting Cumulus

Am I trippin' or vibin'?

Was looking at local rescue pets; was slightly horrified to stumble upon what I thought was a conjoined dog...

A nat 1 is a nat 1, sometimes it be like that.

Jesus, look at the time.

This toll road