Insert female navy seal copypasta

Working on a COVID-19 ward, trying to lighten the mood.

Please be Protoss

Do YOU know of any better ones?

ooooooo GoT em

Family yoga in the morning!

Day 9 Quarantine....

Found this while paroozing the neighborhood on Google Maps

Fouomp.

I am a middle child and I can confirm this is true

From the Ministry of Silly Walks in Ottawa, Canada

Target doesn’t just staple some, it staples all of them

it do be like that

I'm going to blow up the Capitol Building irl

why, of course

Thank you TopGear

Circumcision offers no tactical advantage

I changed my IG's username to and all my friends startd getting this notification

1000 iq move

Take my good hand!

grand opening, come on in

Anglerfish

conference call

Potion Seller, I'm going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions

That is the face of no regret

Me and my bed monster before sleeping

How Canadians pay by debit at the drive through.

Adress unknown

Everybody’s Tinder profile in 6 months. “As you can imagine, they didn’t let us out much”

George Michael with the quarantine vibes

its time for middle east

Week 4

When people are told to stay inside

bitter

People getting their message across in my neighborhood

bless

Found this hidden gem on Snapchat, thought I should share it here

That *** Carole ***in Baskin

This place charged me $2.25 just out of spite.

Master Splinter training the turtles irl

Golden Girls always get it

Today's lock and home screen

Quarantine Quality Check

Welp

Celebrating my birthday today...

Zombieland was so unrealistic

April has begun!

Stay inside people

Revenge of the mutt

boom

Spotted this in my city

Chinggis Khaan time

uncharted

My workplace asked us to recreate famous works of art using only what we had at home. I think I nailed it.

damn b1tches

stock market gains

Exponential Graphs

Sister made “KFC” since all takeaway stores are closed.

We got a 3312!

Respect Mice

ya pashol

6 FEET!!

crisis averted

Lunch was in a good mood today

Are they with the CIA?

Mhm

Absolutely ! Lol

Since we're posting lawless quarintine food.

Noooooooooo!

When does it become appropriate to start dressing like Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man?

Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs.

Never forget cat snake

12 Animals

Classic Leslie Nielsen

Bet he doesn’t show up

My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

Fine dining in the apocalypse

I work at a pawn shop... sometimes people pawn their stereos and we find little hidden treasures like this.

Took this picture at my local park today. Makes me absolutely livid.

It took 37h,19min,41sec. Separated the coffee, cream and sugar

Gape

How to name animals in German

Timely

Saw this on my walk today

"Psst! Want some Drugs?"

Ok there gramps, dont hurt yourself laughing.

So apparently this is what happens when NASA engineers get bored

I found a squirrel eating fried chicken in a tree.

aw yeh

Quarantined

Day 21 of Quarantine: White Trash Nachos: Potato Chips, Leftover Sloppy Joe, Random leftover cheese.

The queen's outfit used as a green screen

Phew! It's almost over!

Please dont April

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #22

title

This was on my friends local news. I laughed so hard.

The office never gets old

exponential

My grandpa saving the world vs me saving the world