Sad

Never read the Justin’s Almond Butter label before...

Bored at home and had 2 stuffed tigers. So we now have mini Joe Exotic

DRIFT!

Goggles

Photoshop level: 1000!

If Snoop Dogg was a Pixar character

it says: "Stay inside or you gonna dance with us"

This is a horse, of course.

My Parents Sent Me This From Their Retirement Community Today

Easter 2020

Kinda gay tbh

Might not be the most effective for Corona but it sure keeps people the hell away

“Visible confusion”

I watched Alien last night for the first time. I know it’s an older movie but it was very relevant.

Ah yes, the aligator system

tombstone

The law means nothing to me

He's not coming back, is he?

Instructions unclear, cat stuck on door

Masked shopping

There’s a bathroom in my parent’s house that is lit by a single window and this is what happens every day.

The new 5G tower across the street

I'll give this post a cool title with my title-inator

Neat

Strategic cleaning for Zoom Calls!

crash nebula on ice

I photoshopped a beatle into a beetle into a beetle.

oof

View from my balcony due to less air pollution

Good luck getting in

I can’t stop laughing

The face your wear today hangs over your head for the rest of history

Stupid bird

Jimmy's mom has got it going on

Lockdown effect.

The church in my town is always posting fantastic signs

the one before that? don't even ask

I'M PRE-TARDED

Press "F"

another 4 years

Terms & Conditions of budget airlines

Suspicious

big f*cking mood right here

*missing for 3 weeks*

Long, thick, and full of hot stuff

newer generations won‘t know about this prob

Who are You Sacrificing to End All This?

Take out centi

Finland!

Been wondering why the Corona molecule looked familiar.

I’m the fake inventions guy. It seems like everyone is making bread, so I made the Sourdough Satchel.

this meme is Delta_2^P complete tbh

Salute!

More accurate than most realize...

Corona mouth

im ridin' with biden

Everyone is scared of 5G towers but as kids we used to sit and stand on these green boxes all day

My friend thought her chicken nugget looked like a lamb so she gave him tooth pick legs

Well, thank goodness the virus can’t move sideways.

The last nerve

My Wife Needed a Model for Her Photography

When there are no masks...

A mother plier feeding its wrenchlings.

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

My roommates zoom meeting attire

This dog poops rainbow.

For those who need to hear it remember...

How it happened

I told my students that if almost all of them did an online test they could choose my facial hair

on COVID19:

Aaaaaaaaaaand perfect!

My 3.5 year old ran inside to go to the bathroom, but apparently took a detour for a fistful of brownies. There's literally a handprint in the middle of the pan.

Who says you have to be alone on your birthday?

bro, stop

Getting more creative with my video chat backgrounds

Check One, check two.

Quarantine opening new opportunities

Wearing glasses in the age of quarantine - Credit @bhaist on Twitter

Guess who’s going to survive the extinction this time????

Covid pros and cons

doing my part

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

Well, I guess that answers that question.

Relatable

This is exactly why I hate online homework.

lol

New mask that protects you and keeps people away!

it is yellow

Mark is a genius

Calm your tits, Bethesda

3 weeks Quarantine! (I cant go to the beach and film the crabs)

That damn Carole Baskin!

kinda yeas but no

We gon die by September

Oh will we ever be set free ?

Bad Natured

Quarantine made it clear

Lady 1-Ply, Keeper of Non-Perishables and Protector of the Soap.

the legend has returned