I told my students that if almost all of them did an online test they could choose my facial hair

on COVID19:

Aaaaaaaaaaand perfect!

My 3.5 year old ran inside to go to the bathroom, but apparently took a detour for a fistful of brownies. There's literally a handprint in the middle of the pan.

Who says you have to be alone on your birthday?

bro, stop

Getting more creative with my video chat backgrounds

Check One, check two.

Quarantine opening new opportunities

Wearing glasses in the age of quarantine - Credit @bhaist on Twitter

Guess who’s going to survive the extinction this time????

Covid pros and cons

doing my part

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

Well, I guess that answers that question.

Relatable

This is exactly why I hate online homework.

lol

New mask that protects you and keeps people away!

it is yellow

Mark is a genius

Calm your tits, Bethesda

3 weeks Quarantine! (I cant go to the beach and film the crabs)

That damn Carole Baskin!

kinda yeas but no

We gon die by September

Oh will we ever be set free ?

Bad Natured

Quarantine made it clear

Lady 1-Ply, Keeper of Non-Perishables and Protector of the Soap.

the legend has returned

At a school in our neighborhood. Too soon?

NASA's SWAT team looks like a weekend airsoft club

nice

What a glorious view

Remember kids, always finish your plates so the starving African children can't have any

This review for a $600 toaster:

Self-Care

fauna

Four

Funny and true

Monarchy

2020 has it coming, boys

The Saviour

Let's go boys

Social distancing with South African measurements

Unachievable standards of beauty

This is like coming out, but with extra steps

(chuckles) I am in danger

Due to the quarantine and nearly no pollution, the pizza plants in southern Italy are finally starting to bloom again!

Comunicate With Your Neigbors

Best. Stat. Ever.

what the heck

My first post !

Toads make me happy

Loud Silence

The path of the sith

mr sex goblin

where men cried

Quarantine is an Adventure

Lovley congratulations to everyone who has a birthday during the quarantine. ❤️❤️❤️

indeed

Jar Jar Skywalker

I bet this dog knows where to buy some coke

My Mima saw a pillow at the grocery store that looks just like her cat Tuna- she sent me this picture

Wife asked for ice cream. Hers is beans. I’m a terrible person

They're the same person

Want some Lyme with that?

Accurate representation of 2020 so far

Found Shrek’s home

When someone who has been in a coma since December ask you what happened.

Why does Stephen Colbert look like he’s in Dragon Ball Z!?

ACK

Do we laugh or do we cry cause I don't know?

ABC

That damn gorilla

Brother-in-law's neighbor

I’m listening.

A friend sent this to me.....

Say “what” again....

Oh, No

Much controversial

I see how it goes

She’s not going anywhere

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #23

Cat with Heterochromia and a funny face

Working on my latest preneur

Insert female navy seal copypasta

Working on a COVID-19 ward, trying to lighten the mood.

Please be Protoss

Do YOU know of any better ones?

ooooooo GoT em

Family yoga in the morning!

Day 9 Quarantine....

Found this while paroozing the neighborhood on Google Maps

Fouomp.

I am a middle child and I can confirm this is true

From the Ministry of Silly Walks in Ottawa, Canada

Target doesn’t just staple some, it staples all of them

it do be like that