The best pickup line

Don't don't don't go outside

Made a time capsule on the back of a puzzle. Whoever buys it at the thrift store will have to figure out how to flip it.

It's so beautiful

My 4 year old nephew about killed me last night at 2 am. He moved his child sized storm trooper into the hall next to the bathroom.

welp

When the font matches cards against humanity

Nomnomnom

My manager dressed up as Carole Baskin

feelin the burn

Happy Easter 2020

My co-worker sent me this.......I'm half black.......and Canadian.

Thats one hot dog!

Pinky & the Brain, 2020 edition

I've been growing my hair out for almost 2 years to make this Facebook post today. No one suspects a thing!

Don't even try to tell me I'm wrong

Bigger Boobs = Bigger Bucks

Happy Easter, motherf*ckers

Conspiracy theorists:

Daughter wanted temporary tattoos today. Dropping our album next week!

This is so sad, can we get 4 likes?

I don't wanna go home

perfection

Happy Easter Everyone!

Mistaken Identity

damn germans

Well, he is both

Happy Easter. This is to remind you of what your day would have been like before Corona-19

Four

Ummmm!?

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a

Eating bats since the 70s.

is this a crossover episode?

Mr Jesus

Amanda Lynn

"....going to my favorite kindergarden"

Watched Peter Pan recently and saw someone that looked a little too familiar

These hoes ain't loyal

DIY coronavirus mask in 5 seconds

Cold blooded murder

In today's newspaper

welp

“Turns out that gun is for the toilet paper.” Elon Musk

The Lego Fairy

no-one will escape

I wish 2020 could fast forward.

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I really miss George Carlin

I can't see these ads anymore

Don’t listen those lies bröther

No, it's not unethical at all

It’s really doing a number on everyone

it's meaningful, but WHAT does it mean???

If 2020 were a person

I bet professor didn't see that coming

Just a minute of your time

unfathomable discovery has been made in SCIENCE today

A friend spotted this one on the highway today.

Getting ready to go out for a supply run!!

filthy androgynous idol tricks

I feel ya UPS guy. I feel ya.

Quarantine day one vs quarantine day thirty

State of the Union

My daughter made an Easter egg in quarantine

Today was my 16th birthday, and since we couldn’t buy candles, I had to improvise

Poor seniors

a round of applause for mr. doctor

The similarities are uncanny.

How am I driving?

press F to pay respects to Zvjezdan

The new “norm”

Also works for 40s

Eggs will solve all of our problems

Oh the irony,the sweet sweet irony

Even my soup is talking about tiger king

My dad sent me this today. This is his horse Dan. Nothing wrong with him he just wanted to lay down.

Effects of Inbreeding

Sucks doesn't it

Day ??? Of Quarantine

Best Halloween costume ever lol

Covid-19 is ruining it for all

Happy Easter everyone. But not too happy.

It's important not to lose sight of the big picture.

That is NOT the face of satisfaction!

I did the aging app on my mum, and she turned into Grandmother Willow from Pocahontas

I don't care who your dad is, this is an illegal gathering

Helps

Yanderedev! Yanderedev!

@Slov

Who gotta read those numbers?

Double penetration never looked so hot, dawg

Single man looking for hand sanitizer

The Easter bunny

cats taking care of their children

That's one Scary looking Log

6 hours I've been stood here. Please, someone else take over!

oh Karen

It do be like that these days

When wife is more dangerous than corona

I was going for at least a 5/7