Give cash instead

Hey mom, whats there?

Nice try death, I'm not falling for that one

mah nigga

Monthly Python

Found in my hometown. ESSENTIAL MY ASS

Serious question: I've had this sticker on my car for 6 or 7 months. Is this on poor taste these days or is it funnier than ever? Should I remove it?

The Fourth Horseman has arrived.

Everything about this bar in Rome was epic

The perfect face mask doesn't exi...

Bought ourselves some peace and quiet for $3. Last one standing with a dollar still on the wall wins the money.

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s Richard from today, who liked to interrupt his wife to answer every question I asked.

"Why, God, why?"

Kiwisowkis

yes

What little control I had left

Pennywise out here testing me

sad pigeon

Succ a dik for a paid sick week

accurate

Fiancé is a mailman and found this on his route

Justice was served today

Up to here!!

Sheeit

One man, one bat, one extremely infectious disease.

This is how my daughter's Paw Patrol book ends.

dad stahp

No kids...

Beaver Fever

Sauron is a landlord and the Nazguls are cops

I made myself a sticker

who said happy endings don't exist

This dog looks like Steve Carell

Think the neighbours had enough?

Trivia

Straight from the mind of my 10 year old niece with their new kitten. All we did was click the mouse here and there. What do ya’s think?

Back to formula

Quarantine isn't stopping anyone for working.

Firewall

THOT DETECTED

Let it pour from heaven, that hot dark rain, bathe me in red, I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!

Truth is

A modern day Picasso.

Cruisin' down the street in my six-fo'

It's like watching a Fun Run every day

Jealous Queen

DAS RITE!

This joke holds up!

sad

2020 edition

come on man don't do me like that

All the new quarantine bakers in a few weeks

DO NOT DRIVE THIS VEHICLE

In other words

Well if that isn't the truth!

If you only know what I am talking about

Potato Tomato

Days worth of dirty diapers for whoever keeps stealing packages off our porch

Sometimes you just forget...

Pick it up and take it home

yes

I Mustache You For Validation

Peripatetic

What a bunch of ***s.

I love tech

Must have gotten hold of cookies

I giggled more than I ought to.

oh my

Sunny Comeback

you dare insult a queen?

Spent my whole life preparing for quarantine.

Oh no

this was day 91 of my journey drawing a grumpy animal every single day. Grumpy Sperm Whale

for all you smoll pp bois out there

The power of the ring

Why did he add more chins

Today my father's birthday present arrived. For his cancelled holiday. He couldn't resist blowing it up!

It’s gotten real

::

Took a selfie with a sloth and we looked too much alike.

Announcing new meta

Gerechtigkeit

A local NYC business trying to one-up their next door neighbor

I ain't your friend, pal

He is a man of focus

what

Flowers can have Fun too

kawaii

Ladies and Gentleman, I present Atlanta street art.

He stands corrected.

Yeah like I could get a girlfriend

Yearbook: "Not Enough that I Should Succeed..."

Camelot (2020) - a Netflix production

this is what an owl looks like without feathers

Fergus after the 20th trail walk of the week

It Took a Lot of Restraint on the Part of the Villains

I mean what is there to say.

he did give us our sole

Banksy Works from home

My Husband wanted a sweet treat. I made orange rolls. To keep it interesting, one of these has nacho cheese on it.