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yup

trust

Wife squeezed some cream into my hand. This is how it came out.

uh oh

My mother has made all sorts of fun costumes to entertain herself during Quarantine. She went with Edward Scissorhands today!

Keep your distance.

New dollar menu?

Thank you Joan Cornella for this amazing piece of art

We're getting to know each other

laugh track

My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it's being devoured by another goofier cat and is just so bored with the whole situation.

Social distancing with yourself

Caesar in a freezer

you know what they say about a guy with small hands....

Those of you who smoke the devils lettuce on 4/20 where it's not legalized.

Please enjoy my dad playing minigolf.

The mysterious new penguin.

What exactly was your contribution to my birthday gift, Grandpa?

These jigsaw puzzles are getting harder & harder!

My progress pics during self quarantine

hapi ester

In the wrong

Are you sure? Hoping not a repost

STILL have nightmares about this

AR Game and Fish rescued this presumed dead eagle and it captures our country's current state perfectly

brought to you by the "Library of hate"

2 Youx2

SS Division Luther King

Chewie we're home

Go back to work yankees.

This was posted on a Professor’s door.

DIE

Last year, I showed my dad that people can add reviews to places on Google maps. I was going through the reviews of his shop today and found this one by him

A certain northern country once photoshopped one of its soldiers because he looked small

Everyone had their part

My Bad!

Is bad pun a crime?

Princess Diana

There are two ways to come out of this lockdown

Somebody replaced the flyer in my apartment building elevator with a near identical copy

We’re all guilty

Wakka wakka wakka

Stress Management

Covid-19

A friend told me...

Giga

Good at no cost

Coronacut

Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman saves the day once more.

Chhhhhyna

I can’t be the only one, Can I?

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Lockdown is bring the best out of me.

Alexa this is so sad

SUPPORT your FAMILY

Are Futas gay?

What the hell is happening in this picture

"Must be."

It's a popular illness these days.

so much pain

pff you're black

The masturbation machine is broken

If your buddy says he can definitely do a fade, don't listen. Source: me

Getting around during quarantine like:

I for one will be seriously considering buying a credenza

Careful what you say around kids

drink

Yippee Ki Yey....

COOK your BRAIN to have BETTER THOUGHTS

Cat to the face

Found this at my local store

If you can’t find the duck, then you are a sex addict.

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Yelling is talking ,but louder !

We need this ASAP.

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

Quarantine museum trip

Amazon shit car show

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Celebrating 30 years of life, quarantine style

I made Pita Griffin

Based Dez

Playing the Family version of Cards against Humanity when my eleven year old played this

Where is Mike Pence when you need him?

yameroooooooo

I used my dog’s tennis ball as a green screen.

Trad tomboy though?

It snowed a mega-roll!

I thought mythbusters said that was impossible

Plato's relationships

the dankest orientation

Damn, I wish that were me

As for a bubble tea in Sydney

Give me back my nipples

This toilet paper sculpture that my neighbor printed for me

birb

Quarantine day 30:

My boyfriend spends his quarantine photoshopping our dog into our favorite album covers

The difference a cheese omelette can make