Omg why is this true

My new LinkedIn profile picture.

My little sister knocked on my door and I came out to this

Oh, thats the problem

That's because we live in a society

No bubble tea in quarantine? Improvise

title

Little dog is wary of his new friend

RIP

Based Lord

Holding the mask

literally this

Aren’t we all

Class of 2020 official graduation tees

mctrump it hasn't been 6 months but it got me:

Kill kill kill lol

No corn starch in the grocery stores, so my friend said no problem, she'd leave me some on her porch.

What happened?

We already do this. No need to enforce it

I don't know what to write here ¯\__/¯

yup

true

Absolutely losing our ***ing minds

Mc 'Murica

assended

Time To Run

At least my barber is confident!

Cloner Boner

Priority check

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blessed

idiots

Remember when I did specter posting.

fast

Exterminate all ni

What your 1st wedding anniversary looks like when the country is on lockdown

lole

Honestly Psych is the best

Someone was excited toilet paper was back... the stockers built a 12 foot castle

Dayum

You bet I'll be there...

An American Classic

Cannabis field in the middle of a Cornfield. You would have to be a little high to see this.

When tourists aren't coming to the park anymore and you gotta visit the forest office to know what's up.

A small movie theater near my best friend’s house has been putting up relevant movie titles while they’ve been closed due to the pandemic

In grandmas day, it wasn’t for “partying”

I finished my quarantine project! It matches my 2020 mood

The sequal wasn't as good as the original

kek

hmm I wonder if they have ulterior motives

Learnt something new today

Felt like posting, idk. Might delete later

Ripley knows the score...

My brother wanted to measure the trees in his yard. This is how did he did it.

Pablo Escobark

The McDonald’s in my town is doing interviews outside, 6 feet away

No one can escape

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 9

yup

trust

Wife squeezed some cream into my hand. This is how it came out.

uh oh

My mother has made all sorts of fun costumes to entertain herself during Quarantine. She went with Edward Scissorhands today!

Keep your distance.

New dollar menu?

Thank you Joan Cornella for this amazing piece of art

We're getting to know each other

laugh track

My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it's being devoured by another goofier cat and is just so bored with the whole situation.

Social distancing with yourself

Caesar in a freezer

you know what they say about a guy with small hands....

Those of you who smoke the devils lettuce on 4/20 where it's not legalized.

Please enjoy my dad playing minigolf.

The mysterious new penguin.

What exactly was your contribution to my birthday gift, Grandpa?

These jigsaw puzzles are getting harder & harder!

My progress pics during self quarantine

hapi ester

In the wrong

Are you sure? Hoping not a repost

STILL have nightmares about this

AR Game and Fish rescued this presumed dead eagle and it captures our country's current state perfectly

brought to you by the "Library of hate"

2 Youx2

SS Division Luther King

Chewie we're home

Go back to work yankees.

This was posted on a Professor’s door.

DIE

Last year, I showed my dad that people can add reviews to places on Google maps. I was going through the reviews of his shop today and found this one by him

A certain northern country once photoshopped one of its soldiers because he looked small

Everyone had their part

My Bad!

Is bad pun a crime?

Princess Diana

There are two ways to come out of this lockdown

Somebody replaced the flyer in my apartment building elevator with a near identical copy

We’re all guilty

Wakka wakka wakka