Number one heart surgeon

The PROPER way to end a presentation

Why did the cookie cry?

ONE dollar, zero NUTrient

A farmer's solution to a goat who kept getting his head stuck in a fence

McMice

My man Covid

Found this recently.

it's ok

Good luck kiddo

Certified bruh moment

Las Vegas, where the community will always raise the stakes.

Caillou evolution pathway

What

Putting antennas up that turn the freakin’ frogs gay!

Don't worry girl, that is not my penis.

At least someone at my local grocery store's having fun with this.

My 97 year old Irish Nan sent me this

Nazis beware! :^)

Reading the news this morning

goooooood

Roses vs. Dandelions

First time going to a club after quarantine is over

The madman

But she always seemed like such a nice lady!

And that’s the truth

My hospital was ready. We knew this would happen.

History channel: there is no way civilization with primitive technology could’ve have built the pyramids.... then there is this guy with a stick

Huh, interdesting

Ohhh fiiisssshhhh

you think

A more accurate calendar for 2020 so far.

So I ran out of food during the quarantine...

No cats. But especially no shedding.

The time has come.

Daily gamer struggles

The Corona Lockdown Has Been Particularly Hard on The Cosplayers

Dogs birthdays, but cat wasn’t amused.

Let no one atand in your way

Sneaky son of a b...

I've got a fever

Let’s make something very clear...

You know they be listening

The restaurant worker drew this on the to go box

My new favorite poster just came in

Never should’ve given him that $1,200

Current hair status

Poor gurl

this is textbook wight privilege

sieg

...

The Poop Fairy’s business card.

Birds visiting humans stuck in cages

United States At The Moment...

Here in Canada we take hockey a little serious.

One of my HVAC technicians spotted this on his way to the attic. Almost had a heart attack.

My personal favorite is Korean Jesus

A message for the anti-vax

"As tall as a cat" is the new "banana for scale"

Thee feared this?

Life pro tip

We didn't do anything! But we would do it again!

My neighbor likes to hide his taxidermy coyote in odd places around the neighborhood.

They were called humans. And they walked like this!

My grandpa's "dual monitor setup" for playing windows 98 solitaire

A group photo of some of our frontline Doctors working tirelessly against the virus. Make sure to thank your essential workers!

This guy is looking like a pretty good candidate right about now.

Old class mate works at a bakery. Thought it would get some chuckles !

A New Word

?!?!?

FuLLy CURED!

No wonder he switched sides.

Sadness Noises

Cat realizes humans cat speak in meowish

> Nurem(((Berg))) trials

I will never unseen this

Mom vs Dad Hair Style

They would solve it in 2 days.

I introduce to you... iHair

Legend says only a construction worker pure of heart may retrieve it

For the people whose bosses scold them for using their phones too much

I bet we all are

K Rules

Mountain lions moving back into boulder during lockdown.

It has already begun!

The Chad Stick man

Preferred Pronouns

A Walmartian, caught on camera!

title

Wife gives a subtle hint in my breakfast...

state of what?

Good guy Moe out there looking to cure anyone he sees!

Cashier at the market thought I was paying with fake money. She had to call the manager over. Turns out this note was printed 6 years before she was born.

the work from home gang

two types of dog

Toast me daddy

Some men just want to watch the world learn

Enjoy your friday evening

So much for spidey sense.

Ordered contacts last night and the confirmation e-mail is outstanding!