How to pass time by an software engineer........

nobody likes them

Prepare 4 ded

I made a propaganda poster. I hope you all feel propagated.

Thank you captain obvious!

Boomers gona boom boom

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Geddit?

There are two kinds of people who wear makeup, women and clowns

Nothing says "processed food" like the recycle symbol.

Nvm guys, sushi might not be too bad after all.

War on birds never changes

Every single goddamn time

Oh boy.

At my local tech store

It's true tho

When puberty hits you hard.

Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski

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Four

Life in Quarantine with cats can be challenging.

My Birthday present from my wife!

The fat boy played nothing but waifu simulators

His best idea yet.

Graffiti in Capitol Hill Seattle

You've heard of detective pikachu, now get ready for: Defective pikachu

that won't fix your shitty personality

20-year old or younger nowadays..

mashallah

My neighbors are so bored.

My instructions to the delivery driver

Behind every sign, there is a story.

Hes a good friend

Quarantine. Day who f...ing knows any more

check out this quarantine sculpture I built. it's called "the stupid dishwasher broke and we kept putting off doing the dishes all day"

The global mentality right now

Sometimes all you have are tubes and time.

When the cops roll by but you gotta finish the outline

This is going to end very poorly.

The Grinch was the original social distancer.

With no restaurants open I had to scramble a romantic dinner together for my 5th anniversary.

"Laughs in ball sweat"

Making tough choices during quarantine

so great to see the boys in blue give back to the community

When vegetarians go hunting

First image of Kim Jong-Un's heart surgeon. He was said to me number one heart surgeon in Japan.

games you can play by yourself while in quarantine

An homage. I heard Kim was a fan of the Weekend at Bernies films.

Being a handsome white man is difficult this time of year

Waiting for Kim Jong news

feelssadman

Clifford

We're evolving backwards

gf with big moommy milkers

Onion with a Pearl Earring

Kim Jung Un's sister at the funeral next week looking real familiar

"k"

5 Second Rule?

I'm pretty sure the tomatoes racist

A cat I lived with for 3 months.

I’m proud of this

Please Guys,...

Received an interesting letter in the mail. Georgia must have been a previous tenant’s dog, so I responded in the only way I could...

Worlds strongest Mailbox

#1 Heart Surgeon

Steam pls no

Best Korea says goodbye

Re Draw these things

i wonder

Got bored made a toilet monster.

The identities of Kim Jong Uns doctors has been revealed.

never fails

Say hello to my dope new shirt!

Wonder how that’s going.

American Dream.

Someone somewhere would try of course

Today is the day!!

Incoming meteor: pain inevitable

Lemme ansher that...

Hi high, I'm high

Classic one...

Pharaoh’s were extremely unimaginative

We could only get Islam at the religion store doofus

Those ***s lied to me

Number one heart surgeon

The PROPER way to end a presentation

Why did the cookie cry?

ONE dollar, zero NUTrient

A farmer's solution to a goat who kept getting his head stuck in a fence

McMice

My man Covid

Found this recently.

it's ok

Good luck kiddo

Certified bruh moment

Las Vegas, where the community will always raise the stakes.

Caillou evolution pathway

What

Putting antennas up that turn the freakin’ frogs gay!

Don't worry girl, that is not my penis.