Why I masterbate

Supporting the Brits for a change

All work and no play makes Hades a dull boy

In Dog Beers....

Sweet dreams sweet prince.

the irish go glug glug

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*starts playing intense music from doom*

owo

Silently suffering

Our cat loves his new electric toothbrush!

He is the messiah

It’s... it’s trying to camouflage itself...

The Simpsons did it in 2019

Creepy shadows of bottles

If this aint the truth...

Today I found proof that my sister is the evil twin

Sqip pride.

Without good friends, you’d be scarred for life.

Google being straight savage!

It's hot these day.

Wife sent this one to me today. Sums up how we're doing here in NY.

CNN is getting a bit ahead of themselves.

I miss being able to go out for a dancing sandwich

makes sense

Not sure it would be much worse at this point?

Relatable

No Psychedelics were involved in arriving at this conclusion.

Explain Yourself

Fashionable and Safe

Smokers Mask

Situational Irony

he kinda fresh doe

This is how modern, expensive, multi core mobile phones operate!

Under the Bed

Dress for the apocalypse you want, not the apocalypse you have.

My daughter's tricycle handlebar changed the feeling of this bird feeder picture.

The 2 types of people in the world

Post removed gang

Where else did the food go?

One day, old friend

This is the best photo my mom ever took of me.

Current mood.

ohh

Anon is safe

Rammstein effect

Nani?

Picture from somewhere in Sweden

Gotta make sure they're tonging

That's exactly how it's done

Trees Rock

Can't unsee this

Extra.

waiting for ricardo anime

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So today I was on Twitter and seen that someone ordered Airpods from Amazon

Payment method

Learning to knit while in quarantine

speaks

6th week of quarantine has turned in to art appreciation week.

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin

This isn't even my final form yet.

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It's all fine and dandy

Banana whale

How to pass time by an software engineer........

nobody likes them

Prepare 4 ded

I made a propaganda poster. I hope you all feel propagated.

Thank you captain obvious!

Boomers gona boom boom

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Geddit?

There are two kinds of people who wear makeup, women and clowns

Nothing says "processed food" like the recycle symbol.

Nvm guys, sushi might not be too bad after all.

War on birds never changes

Every single goddamn time

Oh boy.

At my local tech store

It's true tho

When puberty hits you hard.

Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski

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Four

Life in Quarantine with cats can be challenging.

My Birthday present from my wife!

The fat boy played nothing but waifu simulators

His best idea yet.

Graffiti in Capitol Hill Seattle

You've heard of detective pikachu, now get ready for: Defective pikachu

that won't fix your shitty personality

20-year old or younger nowadays..

mashallah

My neighbors are so bored.

My instructions to the delivery driver

Behind every sign, there is a story.

Hes a good friend

Quarantine. Day who f...ing knows any more

check out this quarantine sculpture I built. it's called "the stupid dishwasher broke and we kept putting off doing the dishes all day"