Friend’s Mom is Working

Transcript from Apollo 10

I would let him through any day with that offer!

Places Johnny Cash claims to have been in the song "ive been everywhere" vs the Covid-19 spread map. Coincidence????

As a 30yo I thought I finally figured it out until my dinner unintentionally turned out to just be a big people Lunchables...

Roommates....

don't forget to wash your frogs my dudes

I think my dog is planning an escape. I found his shiv.

A glitch in the Matrix.

Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.

Somebody made an Remote Controlled COVID19 cell, and they are driving through a group of Anti Lockdown protestors in the US

Good ol’ Steve Irwin

Blew my stimulus check on strippers and Coke

Fliet

My cat’s face before and after my wife told her that the high chair is not for her

Unpackaging - every single time

I feel good

I miss Weeds

Probably try for future id's

Wear Your Mask: The Urine Test

Quick Math lesson for you kids.

I am curious who approved this.

It's not because you're ugly

How would you have done it?

So far so good!

Finish the art

My neighbor got a duck and takes it for walks.

Looks like my neighbor had a rough weekend

Reject modernity

pushing it to the extremes

My new bank card came today which is inspired by Tiger king

The Fountain

Best anime.

My daily routine as a public health guy.

I'm desperate!

No neck ed look him up lot of great templates there

Money Lisa

oh my sweet summer child

If timing is important for humor, then call me Unfunny

THUD

"oh shit, here we go again"

Choose one...

Quarantine surprise

Long long ago..

Lie to me, Pinocchio.

It's a me

So big!

keep going!

Awkward silence

My wife posted this photo to commemorate her last chemo treatment. Later, she realized she was dressed like a Minion

gamer time

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses

EVERY STORM HAS A SOFT CLOUD!

what happened in that country

it's faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

Laugh At You

very original thank you

He went to get milk

My 4y/o picks the best books from the library.

workin hard

These last few guidelines for the new chef's knife my wife got me for our anniversary

First day back at school after the lockdown...

I know how King Crimson worked before the anime

I'm Sorry Ms. Jackson...

I aspire to reach this level of comfort

Found on a toilet in work, I wish i could say it was a joke, but whoever used this toilet, sir, i hope youre okay...

wow

funny title

Youngsters these days...

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biracial couple

The future is in the past

ah ah ah ah no

Understanding one another.

Karma’s a ***

75% of Discord servers.mp4

When in Rome...

Friend's mom sent her a welcome mat. Her dog has three legs. Dog's face says it all.

Roll that beautif.....

Really it's too boring during quarantine.. but it's necessary.

Anyone who has completely cut their beard off can relate.

A house down the street from where I live.

My hometown music venue has jokes despite the coronavirus closing

Snoop Dog in shows

I have been blessed

Who wants to be the Dm?

I remember seeing those shoes on some “Uncles” growing up. LOL!

i can see

Why flat earthers are affected by 5G and normal people aren't

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Put that shit back!

The chase never ends

2020 is what 2012 tried really hard to be

Bottom of Remax air balloon makes it look like Rod is wearing a Dracula cape

Some people!

I design unnecessary products, so I made the Instructional Pants so you know exactly how you are supposed to put them on.

wtf I wanna be an airforce pilot now

Important communication!

Anti-Virus Scam

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