*** my shit up

You missed the toilet again mike

Fus Ro Neger

I've made a sin

42 years old and still sucking on mommies titties

Haha get it while its hot.

the true meta

High crimes in my town newspaper

bread

1859 Canadian “One ***”

The teacher who did this sign needs a raise

Greatest country on earth I tell ya.

Both humor and pun

thicc thighs save lives

Every time I drive through Corydon, Indiana I always forget to take a picture. But here it is in all its glory. I give you, Butt Drugs!

Shout out to Elon, Musk.

At least non of you guys clown like this.

Ideology.

My fortune cookies tonight were a little dark

classical Joe

We're all living in america, america, ist wunderbar.

Cursed knowledge

Shrubwoofer

We Are All in the Same Boat

A time of healing

Imagine you come across this guy

Weaklings.

i do be lovin their positivity

Gamer

Celebs doing their bit!

Wise!

Accurate

They read my mind

well said

the funniest place on the internet

Just some screwdrivers

embrace croc hunter

Well this is a intresting situation

So broke

Parents, how's that home schoolin' going?

Trash Tok

No...

Pig Socket

#Dicksoutforcovid

Sleeping Schedule

trying to up your skills during quarantine?

Two kinds of men these days

Some anonymous hero is photoshopping giant dildos into photos of militia protestors

How's my day going?

Nose cancelling headphones

Need more leg days

What does this light mean?

Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for this all to blow over

Without pineapple

George ain't no snitch

This 33 year old carpenter

I want to believe.

The ultimate punishment for any HDLer

got pixels?

This Tree Dog I photoshopped.

Tom Poland

Word..

teaposting

Graduating today

Worst band ever.

Simp

The ability and the will of this person to write such complains amazes me!

Trolley Problem. Philosopher edition.

Late night snack run

tbh every pokemon girl is waifuable

Told you "zombies aren't real".

LOOK HOW FAR HE MOVED IN JUST MY LIFETIME

Yes

Supreme gentleman and his supreme dog

It was the cat, I swear

But it's for the plot

I KNEW IT!!!

Let's hope that this new Alien Expansion doesn't cause Blue Sky Of Death

sad out sad in again

Yes Abby

Results are in, feeling relieved.

That is how you make a barcode for toilet paper

Tokyo 2021, here we come !

It’s sad, but it’s true

You know what? I might just do that

I’m gonna go Clorox my groceries now

rice up

70's Cookbooks

^_^

life hack

Just broke the news to my suitcase we won't be going on holiday this year. She is devastated.

Julia Loves Horses

I think I prefer online physics

Girlfriend had to take a pic of our bedroom after decorating, I made an assppearance

Running out of things to do during this quarantine, so today I decided to see how many things I could stick in between my girlfriend's toes before she woke up from her nap.

Why would women have all the fun

World's Tallest Man And World's Shortest Woman Together

My local liquor store has a genuine feeling about quarantine.

Most popular costume Halloween 2020

Haha yes