My faucet looks like Sid from the movie Ice Age

My boyfriend told me "Under no circumstances are you allowed to catch the bouquet". Apparently God had other plans.

Every Marvel Movie

L E G E N D

Sent this to my husband to try to explain my hormones.

Cherish the little things

who of you pranksters did this

We ain't the best! :(

owned lol

Daily routine during lockdown

Trolling the internet trolls, plus free marketing

Stole this with meme magic

Went to my grandpas house today for the first time since he died last year and found this. Perfectly describes the person he was.

Trees.

Nah Officer

send help sos

Thicc boii

Just one more question...

Kim the Jong

My new hobby is doing celebrity math for you guys.

Dang it, not again!

still drawing grumpy animals. this one was day 103

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate where my boyfriend places his cookie while playing video games

Also con: cleaning up

I repurposed an old shirt.

Onegianthand

Our Baby Announcement in the time of Covid.

What a naughty bear someone has been

Quarantine Merit Badges

Found on main Street Lumberton TX

Like tiny corona bombs.

I think Google Assistant has a bit of a crush

S I M P

In Canada we don’t rely on roosters.

This monkey poses exactly like every girl I’ve met while studying abroad

Gimme a hug

Hold up real quick

Pasta way

I set a trap. She fell for it.

I feel this in my soul.

If Benjamin Franklin was a bird wearing a rainbow suit

Title

At least they were polite.

Fun Cat Facts

Mommy, the eyes, they’re so tiny!

Return of the king

hehe

My gf’s dad carried this picture in his wallet for decades. He might’ve out-dadded every dad joke.

Based Elon

bOW TO ME THOU PEASANT MORTALS

Bane was right

Z E R O

Our local veterinary office has interesting entry requirements

Kinda ironic to have Hitler be a black guy

We're done for

So the quarantine is taking its toll

Oh yeah Shrek is cool

maybe some good can come from this.

indian men have evolved past simping

So far it’s been a reel mess

One mistake and you're out

Clear instructions

My cat is adapting to his new frog hat too well

Gotta watch out for those caprisun girls.

Found the safest bike in the galaxy. It won't hit anything.

The Quiet Game

Man imagine being born

Took this pic of my son, I knew it looked familiar.

poor dude

start singing, king

Live look at Ellen Degeneres when she sees late night hosts James Cordon and Trevor Noah paying employees out of pocket

Finally

Musk magnitude scale

Is Reese’s trolling me right now?

Furbidden

Welcome to the Twilight Zone

Of course

Preußens Gloria!

My dog showing my girlfriend that I’m his...

Ur gae

This is how USA nominates the next president

hmmm

Strange birds gather in the tree

General Aladeen is disappointed with this spaceX's new Starship

My calendar is fairly accurate for May.

tough times man

last

You'll try to anyway

Fast and Furious directors in quarantine

A very important bakery warning

Hide the pain harold mask

Are self-deprecating jokes still in season?

The natural wood grain on this door in my office looks like two Klan members

I put the ass in class

I present to you: MAY

yes

Supreme leader knows how to pull pranks

you will be remembered

The Great and Exciting Things People Will Be Doing With PC's...

this is actually true