In Canada we don’t rely on roosters.

This monkey poses exactly like every girl I’ve met while studying abroad

Gimme a hug

Hold up real quick

Pasta way

I set a trap. She fell for it.

I feel this in my soul.

If Benjamin Franklin was a bird wearing a rainbow suit

Title

At least they were polite.

Fun Cat Facts

Mommy, the eyes, they’re so tiny!

Return of the king

hehe

My gf’s dad carried this picture in his wallet for decades. He might’ve out-dadded every dad joke.

Based Elon

bOW TO ME THOU PEASANT MORTALS

Bane was right

Z E R O

Our local veterinary office has interesting entry requirements

Kinda ironic to have Hitler be a black guy

We're done for

So the quarantine is taking its toll

Oh yeah Shrek is cool

maybe some good can come from this.

indian men have evolved past simping

So far it’s been a reel mess

One mistake and you're out

Clear instructions

My cat is adapting to his new frog hat too well

Gotta watch out for those caprisun girls.

Found the safest bike in the galaxy. It won't hit anything.

The Quiet Game

Man imagine being born

Took this pic of my son, I knew it looked familiar.

poor dude

start singing, king

Live look at Ellen Degeneres when she sees late night hosts James Cordon and Trevor Noah paying employees out of pocket

Finally

Musk magnitude scale

Is Reese’s trolling me right now?

Furbidden

Welcome to the Twilight Zone

Of course

Preußens Gloria!

My dog showing my girlfriend that I’m his...

Ur gae

This is how USA nominates the next president

hmmm

Strange birds gather in the tree

General Aladeen is disappointed with this spaceX's new Starship

My calendar is fairly accurate for May.

tough times man

last

You'll try to anyway

Fast and Furious directors in quarantine

A very important bakery warning

Hide the pain harold mask

Are self-deprecating jokes still in season?

The natural wood grain on this door in my office looks like two Klan members

I put the ass in class

I present to you: MAY

yes

Supreme leader knows how to pull pranks

you will be remembered

The Great and Exciting Things People Will Be Doing With PC's...

this is actually true

Gave me a giggle in the COVID hotspot of Michigan

Copy cat or CAT scan?

Muslim life hack

Title

re?

He should have obeyed the law.

Gave a Wholesome Comic a 2020 Update

Rare photo of mobile HAARP transmitter spreading 5g network chemtrails with cultivated viruses in it

Wint@dril

*** my shit up

You missed the toilet again mike

Fus Ro Neger

I've made a sin

42 years old and still sucking on mommies titties

Haha get it while its hot.

the true meta

High crimes in my town newspaper

bread

1859 Canadian “One ***”

The teacher who did this sign needs a raise

Greatest country on earth I tell ya.

Both humor and pun

thicc thighs save lives

Every time I drive through Corydon, Indiana I always forget to take a picture. But here it is in all its glory. I give you, Butt Drugs!

Shout out to Elon, Musk.

At least non of you guys clown like this.

Ideology.

My fortune cookies tonight were a little dark

classical Joe

We're all living in america, america, ist wunderbar.

Cursed knowledge

Shrubwoofer

We Are All in the Same Boat