uh oh

I wanted to get my shít together this semester

Oh yes

Wash your Hans. You don't know where he's been.

Soldiers Named a US Army Tank "Crippling Depression"

The only toilet paper my wife could find online. We’re in our 50s.

Like salt

Got up early to do this, it’s 12pm and no one in my house has opened the fridge yet I can’t control my excitement any longer

Thanks, ***

Is he playing chess

Ryan Reynolds Desktop

May your fourth be hairy

Saw this at a thrift store. Love it #CIAG

SLUT

I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

Skydying

The force isn’t so strong with this one

I'm also hard

Get In Line

She really did it somehow. Was I the idiot all along? (pt.2)

Americans will use anything but the metric system

This big dog scared of a tiny dog

The f*cking coke is f*cking RAW! (pt.1)

Murder Hornets, you say?

Newark

The Fermi Paradox, updated 2020.

This is popular i heard?

...... waiting.......

Ever wonder how Chinese people typing? This is how

*sniffs*

A guide on how to gird your loins

Harry Potter and Dobby enjoying a quiet BBQ

Cursed

Let kids be innocent

yes pls

You’ve been warned, Marty.

The perfect avocado

At least she got 4 likes

Too late?

Yes

To be fair, they got to open cool casinos...

Vegan Pizza.

As if it's ever going to hapoen...

Not mine but I couldn’t resist.

Absorption

The real monster was the vacuum

One cheese to rule them all

My new side hustle

Time to D-D-D-Duel!!!

how chad's texts

Time for a new car.

Haven't laughed this hard in awhile

when smash bros runs out of ideas

I put my kids indoraptor mask on my GSD, she's terrifying.

Instant pot jokes!

Secret to a happy life.

Best translation I've read in a while

Get ready for the murderhornets

that sub is lit

Can i write gay or it's censored?

Very true T shirt

Best $4 ever spent..

I made a bar graph of my favorite quarantine beers

"Hes friendly"

Hard(er)ware

Body goals. Stonks

Nope

mortified.mp4

First time looking after my niece and nephew for a full day today, whilst my sister was at work. Sent her a few photos to put her mind at ease.

Spinny Boy

dude looked *right* at me, but I was already committed to getting the picture...

Extroverts vs. Introverts

yes

Cable management is critical at any workstation....

Sideways Oklahoma quarter

dude

The apostrophe of happiness

Quarantine got me seeing things

Watch out

I found this in my neighborhood.

The coolest cat I ever did bee

title

Alex Jones is secretly Bill Dauterive

mult $t7, $a3, $s1\n jal $ra

Yes!

Essiential workers right now

I'm pretty sure it's a hot dog, but then again...

Women magazines

quarantine food

First date after Corona

My wife on our honeymoon the first time she had seen an ass.

brr

Class of 2020 on their Senior trip to Splash Mountain!

Apologies to Spider-Man

The “Matthew McConaughey’s” of Quarantine

Nice design

Master of manipulation

A man distributing watermelon to the monkeys and the monkeys are following the law and order of social distancing :D

the Empire of donating to e-thots

good marriage