Body goals. Stonks

Nope

mortified.mp4

First time looking after my niece and nephew for a full day today, whilst my sister was at work. Sent her a few photos to put her mind at ease.

Spinny Boy

dude looked *right* at me, but I was already committed to getting the picture...

Extroverts vs. Introverts

yes

Cable management is critical at any workstation....

Sideways Oklahoma quarter

dude

The apostrophe of happiness

Quarantine got me seeing things

Watch out

I found this in my neighborhood.

The coolest cat I ever did bee

title

Alex Jones is secretly Bill Dauterive

mult $t7, $a3, $s1\n jal $ra

Yes!

Essiential workers right now

I'm pretty sure it's a hot dog, but then again...

Women magazines

quarantine food

First date after Corona

My wife on our honeymoon the first time she had seen an ass.

brr

Class of 2020 on their Senior trip to Splash Mountain!

Apologies to Spider-Man

The “Matthew McConaughey’s” of Quarantine

Nice design

Master of manipulation

A man distributing watermelon to the monkeys and the monkeys are following the law and order of social distancing :D

the Empire of donating to e-thots

good marriage

I wasn't sure at first, but the song convinced me

My faucet looks like Sid from the movie Ice Age

My boyfriend told me "Under no circumstances are you allowed to catch the bouquet". Apparently God had other plans.

Every Marvel Movie

L E G E N D

Sent this to my husband to try to explain my hormones.

Cherish the little things

who of you pranksters did this

We ain't the best! :(

owned lol

Daily routine during lockdown

Trolling the internet trolls, plus free marketing

Stole this with meme magic

Went to my grandpas house today for the first time since he died last year and found this. Perfectly describes the person he was.

Trees.

Nah Officer

send help sos

Thicc boii

Just one more question...

Kim the Jong

My new hobby is doing celebrity math for you guys.

Dang it, not again!

still drawing grumpy animals. this one was day 103

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate where my boyfriend places his cookie while playing video games

Also con: cleaning up

I repurposed an old shirt.

Onegianthand

Our Baby Announcement in the time of Covid.

What a naughty bear someone has been

Quarantine Merit Badges

Found on main Street Lumberton TX

Like tiny corona bombs.

I think Google Assistant has a bit of a crush

S I M P

In Canada we don’t rely on roosters.

This monkey poses exactly like every girl I’ve met while studying abroad

Gimme a hug

Hold up real quick

Pasta way

I set a trap. She fell for it.

I feel this in my soul.

If Benjamin Franklin was a bird wearing a rainbow suit

Title

At least they were polite.

Fun Cat Facts

Mommy, the eyes, they’re so tiny!

Return of the king

hehe

My gf’s dad carried this picture in his wallet for decades. He might’ve out-dadded every dad joke.

Based Elon

bOW TO ME THOU PEASANT MORTALS

Bane was right

Z E R O

Our local veterinary office has interesting entry requirements

Kinda ironic to have Hitler be a black guy

We're done for

So the quarantine is taking its toll

Oh yeah Shrek is cool

maybe some good can come from this.

indian men have evolved past simping

So far it’s been a reel mess

One mistake and you're out

Clear instructions

My cat is adapting to his new frog hat too well

Gotta watch out for those caprisun girls.