def not stolen

That's business man!!!!

Protecting your right to eat 6 pounds of fried shrimp at the Golden Corral. Meal Team 6.

Spent this years birthday alone in the military. Thankfully the smoke detector didn't ruin it

Having some fun with the police during mandatory lockdown

here you go

I was born in wrong generation..

To love someone

Everything on this planet is suicidal

Death can wait

This is 2020.

I'd still smash

Frickin deals goin on right there

He wouldn’t let go of this eraser

Sniper Elite

Dutch band A.M. Sam sees first tour cancelled due to coronavirus - Goes ahead with tour shirt

Card shopping....

A surprise, to be sure, but a cursed one

How kids cough

Yes

Can I actually post this ?

I think we all know what this means...

Victorian Níggas be like

Here is the fancy title

elevated

My husband caught the exact moment I noticed the second cat. These are our new neighbors!

Face it, it's a porn game

Dangers of lockdown

Truth is, the game was O'Rigged from the start

X Æ A-12, when grime and elon leaves the room.

Musky

My grandpa wrote this a few years ago its hilarious

Hensquidtai

12-Port Gigabit Switch

falling wit style

3,2,1

Robin of the hood

Mr. Tea

Wait a minute mo-o-o-o...

This is something i will never unsee.

*tornado noises

How it feels to chew 5 gum, man I miss those memes

Those damn video games

2020 in a nutshell

i rushed it

We are one. We are beef.

This seems ill advised

The local distillery is making hand sanitizer, but they've only got one kind of bottle...

oh snap

God damn cat blending in with the stairs!

I need to change my internet connection

Due to less pollution we can finally see the Death Star.

When I was a kid that's how I imagined you made beer

Couldn’t resist

A sign demonstrating how NOT to wear your mask

He precedes to rob a werewolf

Being from the south I can verify that the second dude is right.

die for my wealth, wage slaves

Very important reading.

In her defense, I’m usually there when she poops

No weening in the discord son

Crank Dat Soulja Board

The feeling of the blanket at 6 am

It offers a tactical advantage

Took me 5 seconds to figure out.

yes, honey

it's cozy time

Hold up, wait a minute

hand restoring cream

'Murica right before the elections

Buddies

J. K. Rowling at it again

Lisa u ain't cool :(

But it do must be

Classic!

Apocalypse

It's like using a slingshot instead of a direct slap.

Unfortunate label placement on Capsicum delivery

Qwest?

'Working' From Home

My office building manager selecting toilet paper, 2019. Colorized by me.

We won

The child actors of the Harry Potter movies were told to do their homework while filming to add realism. From his face, I think it’s math.

Monster in law

I miss him

We’re never going to recover from this

A buyer requested an online seller to send proof that the wild honey he's selling is genuine

Forklift with certified forklift operator

I wanted to laugh, and cry.

Responsible dentist wearing a mask

What I consider the best subtle scene from The Naked Gun

Biden likes em young

bottled up.

Naming you child Nikola

i wanna be a thot pimp, where do i apply

Elon Musk

Low effort cosplay man got a new rival

They said put in a mask. Didn't say which kind of mask!

I'm glad EVERYONE follows the 6 feet social distance rule.

All is mine.. No sharing.