Being from the south I can verify that the second dude is right.

die for my wealth, wage slaves

Very important reading.

In her defense, I’m usually there when she poops

No weening in the discord son

Crank Dat Soulja Board

The feeling of the blanket at 6 am

It offers a tactical advantage

Took me 5 seconds to figure out.

yes, honey

it's cozy time

Hold up, wait a minute

hand restoring cream

'Murica right before the elections

Buddies

J. K. Rowling at it again

Lisa u ain't cool :(

But it do must be

Classic!

Apocalypse

It's like using a slingshot instead of a direct slap.

Unfortunate label placement on Capsicum delivery

Qwest?

'Working' From Home

My office building manager selecting toilet paper, 2019. Colorized by me.

We won

The child actors of the Harry Potter movies were told to do their homework while filming to add realism. From his face, I think it’s math.

Monster in law

I miss him

We’re never going to recover from this

A buyer requested an online seller to send proof that the wild honey he's selling is genuine

Forklift with certified forklift operator

I wanted to laugh, and cry.

Responsible dentist wearing a mask

What I consider the best subtle scene from The Naked Gun

Biden likes em young

bottled up.

Naming you child Nikola

i wanna be a thot pimp, where do i apply

Elon Musk

Low effort cosplay man got a new rival

They said put in a mask. Didn't say which kind of mask!

I'm glad EVERYONE follows the 6 feet social distance rule.

All is mine.. No sharing.

The Pain behind those eyes...

the bot knows

Bee population is dwindling

We found Buck guys

Custom Unspeakable Milk

This is incredibly yes

People really miss sports on TV

but wait, there’s more!

:^)

Courtesy of Duddy 2

I Photoshopped My Daughters Drawing of Raven

context in comments

Tior Carbon II

Good job everyone

you can be as cool as you want, but yoi'll never be as cool as this breakdancing piece of wood

I stole this

...which makes my experience even better!

Most impressive

i blame the croatians

Guys... I don't think he's gonna be happy

#meetoo

Wibble

A Picture of my new dog isn’t she great

imagine

Good job Elon

I wonder if he hit it dragon style...

Obligatory Wednesday-posting

My Wife said “This looks familiar”

It's American Man

Spiderman, Spiderman...

Just ordered from dominoes n in the delivery directions I wrote. "I got the Rona dawg. just leave it on the stoop" delivery driver left this note on my order.

@Nash @me

How New York City reminds you to stay safe

I don’t think my grandma knows how gift cards work

RSK

California

Best name for a bug

My daughter got a camera for a birthday. One of the first things she did with it was to barge in the bathroom and take a pic of me taking a dump.

The child found my wig, my grandfather quit drinking, dad started to stutter

To cheer me up during stay-at-home my friend knitted me this little bucket of dicks.

Never submitted it anyways

Might want to reconsider that USB hub design...

What's your cat's breed? Uh, he's a crossbreed of trolls and Variags and his name is Gothmog.

Yeah. I’ve felt that way too.

When COVID19 is over and you can finally go finish the eight grade

The only thing to complete this scheme that's missing is a tinfoil hat

Elon Musk's son, named X Æ A-12 Musk, bonding with other babies in the nursery room

cross the t's...

Because it makes sense

X Æ A-12 ultrasound leaked

Internet

There is a trend.

*Prequels

we are keepers of the peace, not soldiers

Oh geez, Doc

IF only...