Just ordered from dominoes n in the delivery directions I wrote. "I got the Rona dawg. just leave it on the stoop" delivery driver left this note on my order.

@Nash @me

How New York City reminds you to stay safe

I don’t think my grandma knows how gift cards work

RSK

California

Best name for a bug

My daughter got a camera for a birthday. One of the first things she did with it was to barge in the bathroom and take a pic of me taking a dump.

The child found my wig, my grandfather quit drinking, dad started to stutter

To cheer me up during stay-at-home my friend knitted me this little bucket of dicks.

Never submitted it anyways

Might want to reconsider that USB hub design...

What's your cat's breed? Uh, he's a crossbreed of trolls and Variags and his name is Gothmog.

Yeah. I’ve felt that way too.

When COVID19 is over and you can finally go finish the eight grade

The only thing to complete this scheme that's missing is a tinfoil hat

Elon Musk's son, named X Æ A-12 Musk, bonding with other babies in the nursery room

cross the t's...

Because it makes sense

X Æ A-12 ultrasound leaked

Internet

There is a trend.

*Prequels

we are keepers of the peace, not soldiers

Oh geez, Doc

IF only...

After Murder Hornets....Watch out for Shark Birds!!!

quarantine vibes

Jesus, Anakin

For the motherland!

I’m going to be up all night thinking about this

Hillary Hillary....

I can get in there real deep

2020 bad lmao

That's racist!

Chad

Unfortunately I found this way more funny than it should’ve been..

Meanwhile the essential workers speak Vietnamese

Indeed

There are no more panels bc there will be no more months

Forget everything and rakija

I want to work in this office.

HELLO IM NEW HERE THIS MY FIRST POST ITS OC THANK YOU BYE

Change of heart?

A man of focus, commitment and sheer f*cking will

We all know why

Dan

US doctors trying to stop a patient from leaving without paying (colorized)

Naming your child X Æ A-12

Pedo.

It finally makes sense

Cats, Dogs, and Quarantines

Krokodil is badass

2020 year of the rat for sure

Lizardmen

That lovely smile was to say “Thank You”.

Remembering names

Grower or Show-her?

I put a zombie face in front of our baby monitor. My wife was not happy when she checked on our baby in the middle of the night.

There's also a dildo in it which you can't see

Textbook move

I hope Benji will be a'ight

OOOOFFF

We came here to collect our monthly pets.

Lizardmen

This can’t be real

It’s hard to say

"boog bois" are larpers, don't @ me.

Sting operation

Murder Hornets, now this.

legend

tastes different [OC]

I think I found an Ant Fight Club.

"Accidentally"

I wish to eat the fruit

I actually have ADD, and can’t count the number of days I’ve had like this

good pic tho

Day vs Night

Master of the sphincter

10 years since Bill Gates told me that lunch was a once a day thing.

Or a croissant

The little girl on her way to get revenge on the monkey that dragged her

Big orange

Try this trick and y'all be done with parenting in 10 minutes

Actually he is not .

X Æ A-12 arriving to his first day of school

The russians were the real monsters

The impact of Corona

Deceived

AWAY YOU FOUL BEAST

good

Update: we caved, the high chair is now for her

As an American I can confirm

I used the wrong lens when taking a pic of my doggo

Bloke

The cat who is judging our poor life choices

I like to edit Facebook posts I see and repost them. The mom group now banned me and did not laugh at this one either.

We finally have Pokedex entries

I'm singe handedly responsible for 47% of all of this

Flying cars