"Accidentally"

I wish to eat the fruit

I actually have ADD, and can’t count the number of days I’ve had like this

good pic tho

Day vs Night

Master of the sphincter

10 years since Bill Gates told me that lunch was a once a day thing.

Or a croissant

The little girl on her way to get revenge on the monkey that dragged her

Big orange

Try this trick and y'all be done with parenting in 10 minutes

Actually he is not .

X Æ A-12 arriving to his first day of school

The russians were the real monsters

The impact of Corona

Deceived

AWAY YOU FOUL BEAST

good

Update: we caved, the high chair is now for her

As an American I can confirm

I used the wrong lens when taking a pic of my doggo

Bloke

The cat who is judging our poor life choices

I like to edit Facebook posts I see and repost them. The mom group now banned me and did not laugh at this one either.

We finally have Pokedex entries

I'm singe handedly responsible for 47% of all of this

Flying cars

United States right now.

This hits close to home

I think our 1 ½ year old is trying to kill us

Really is a lot to ask for in 2020...

Just some bee’s preparing for murder hornets

A quick note to Chewy...

My friend's coworker dressed up as Joe Exotic and its SPOT on.

Pixel dog.

Will be true for me!

Four

Bork Souls

Heartwarming

Was asked by our 10 yo why the car had an undo button.

Shadow the hedgehog

We’re all Darth Vaders

2020 will be great, they said

They got a point...you heard em ladies!

I knew I had seen it somewhere

react

That is one clever dude...

Inclusive

Swing those flag poles, you proud boys

dude

Someone in my neighborhood is having fun...

My grandma wanted some “creative” grad photos of my friend since we’re graduating at the same time. This was her least favorite

I'm moving to Stockholm

Two essential services

To those going out despite corona not dying down...

'fix bayonets

Dildo ads on a zoom call

I just want the RECIPES

Legends say that only a construction worker who is pure of heart may retrieve it.

UFO Architecture

Yes really

true

Yes

ok then sir

gold

Almost died this morning.

Happy Cinco De Mayo folks!

Yes

potato-19

See you later, reptilian overlords

Dog with a huge smile

Loading white cat: 90%

Seriously... it happened to me many times !

bzz

My new favorite mug arrived

I thought this was America

Well yeah but nah yeah

‎‏‏‎ ‎

"Hey, you guys in lock down....you okay?

For all you inner heroines!

He IS cute

Perfect shadow

He's mine ok!

Extra points if he's black

Both versions of Michael Jackson

Dark

Recreating a shot of me and my dad 30 years later

smh these fake reagan-lovers still owning guns. Don't you know reagan hated guns?

Spoilers

Duck

Legend says...

No, that's cancet

So I guess reading Arabic isn't that hard...

roomcat

This is the virtual background I use for all work related Zoom meetings.

Still got me absolutely Solid though

Saw this on the side of my almond butter today. Justin will be fine when the bees come.

May the Fourth be with you...

25 cents

New dating profile pic.