Duck

Legend says...

No, that's cancet

So I guess reading Arabic isn't that hard...

roomcat

This is the virtual background I use for all work related Zoom meetings.

Still got me absolutely Solid though

Saw this on the side of my almond butter today. Justin will be fine when the bees come.

May the Fourth be with you...

25 cents

New dating profile pic.

It looks safe to me.

Ancient Report honoring May Fourth

so my neighbors do this thing where they leave the window open every morning so their dog can sit on the roof and people watch.

You idiots. You celebrated their stunt doubles!

They got us in the first half.

Doesn't matter, had sex

New species! No way!

:-(

I feel you, buddy.

Post brain surgery rehab. My hand doesn't work so they taped it up so I could...firmly grasp it.

I like to edit Facebook posts I see and repost them. The mom group did not laugh at this one.

Chiphunks

Quarantine : Day 404

Todd has spoken

Ah! The negotiator

odd all over

i think i prefer the originals

My mother attempted to cut frozen butter this morning

My wife didn’t appreciate me doing this with my kids LEGO but, May the 4th be with you.

I would trust him

Same man.

Yes it is

Her future boyfriend better watch out.

Can you also go on a scooter?

an important trait for every nurse

The absolute state of the Libertarian party

Maybe this is how corona started

uh oh

I wanted to get my shít together this semester

Oh yes

Wash your Hans. You don't know where he's been.

Soldiers Named a US Army Tank "Crippling Depression"

The only toilet paper my wife could find online. We’re in our 50s.

Like salt

Got up early to do this, it’s 12pm and no one in my house has opened the fridge yet I can’t control my excitement any longer

Thanks, ***

Is he playing chess

Ryan Reynolds Desktop

May your fourth be hairy

Saw this at a thrift store. Love it #CIAG

SLUT

I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

Skydying

The force isn’t so strong with this one

I'm also hard

Get In Line

She really did it somehow. Was I the idiot all along? (pt.2)

Americans will use anything but the metric system

This big dog scared of a tiny dog

The f*cking coke is f*cking RAW! (pt.1)

Murder Hornets, you say?

Newark

The Fermi Paradox, updated 2020.

This is popular i heard?

...... waiting.......

Ever wonder how Chinese people typing? This is how

*sniffs*

A guide on how to gird your loins

Harry Potter and Dobby enjoying a quiet BBQ

Cursed

Let kids be innocent

yes pls

You’ve been warned, Marty.

The perfect avocado

At least she got 4 likes

Too late?

Yes

To be fair, they got to open cool casinos...

Vegan Pizza.

As if it's ever going to hapoen...

Not mine but I couldn’t resist.

Absorption

The real monster was the vacuum

One cheese to rule them all

My new side hustle

Time to D-D-D-Duel!!!

how chad's texts

Time for a new car.

Haven't laughed this hard in awhile

when smash bros runs out of ideas

I put my kids indoraptor mask on my GSD, she's terrifying.

Instant pot jokes!

Secret to a happy life.

Best translation I've read in a while

Get ready for the murderhornets

that sub is lit

Can i write gay or it's censored?

Very true T shirt

Best $4 ever spent..