Still got me absolutely Solid though
Saw this on the side of my almond butter today. Justin will be fine when the bees come.
May the Fourth be with you...
25 cents
New dating profile pic.
It looks safe to me.
Ancient Report honoring May Fourth
so my neighbors do this thing where they leave the window open every morning so their dog can sit on the roof and people watch.
You idiots. You celebrated their stunt doubles!
They got us in the first half.
Doesn't matter, had sex
New species! No way!
:-(
I feel you, buddy.
Post brain surgery rehab. My hand doesn't work so they taped it up so I could...firmly grasp it.
I like to edit Facebook posts I see and repost them. The mom group did not laugh at this one.
Chiphunks
Quarantine : Day 404
Todd has spoken
Ah! The negotiator
odd all over
i think i prefer the originals
My mother attempted to cut frozen butter this morning
My wife didn’t appreciate me doing this with my kids LEGO but, May the 4th be with you.
I would trust him
Same man.
Yes it is
Her future boyfriend better watch out.
Can you also go on a scooter?
an important trait for every nurse
The absolute state of the Libertarian party
Maybe this is how corona started
uh oh
I wanted to get my shít together this semester
Oh yes
Wash your Hans. You don't know where he's been.
Soldiers Named a US Army Tank "Crippling Depression"
The only toilet paper my wife could find online. We’re in our 50s.
Like salt
Got up early to do this, it’s 12pm and no one in my house has opened the fridge yet I can’t control my excitement any longer
Thanks, ***
Is he playing chess
Ryan Reynolds Desktop
May your fourth be hairy
Saw this at a thrift store. Love it #CIAG
SLUT
I think my grocery store might have a theft problem
Skydying
The force isn’t so strong with this one
I'm also hard
Get In Line
She really did it somehow. Was I the idiot all along? (pt.2)
Americans will use anything but the metric system
This big dog scared of a tiny dog
The f*cking coke is f*cking RAW! (pt.1)
Murder Hornets, you say?
Newark
The Fermi Paradox, updated 2020.
This is popular i heard?
...... waiting.......
Ever wonder how Chinese people typing? This is how
*sniffs*
A guide on how to gird your loins
Harry Potter and Dobby enjoying a quiet BBQ
Cursed
Let kids be innocent
yes pls
You’ve been warned, Marty.
The perfect avocado
At least she got 4 likes
Too late?
Yes
To be fair, they got to open cool casinos...
Vegan Pizza.
As if it's ever going to hapoen...
Not mine but I couldn’t resist.
Absorption
The real monster was the vacuum
One cheese to rule them all
My new side hustle
Time to D-D-D-Duel!!!
how chad's texts
Time for a new car.
Haven't laughed this hard in awhile
when smash bros runs out of ideas
I put my kids indoraptor mask on my GSD, she's terrifying.
Instant pot jokes!
Secret to a happy life.
Best translation I've read in a while
Get ready for the murderhornets
that sub is lit
Can i write gay or it's censored?
Very true T shirt
Best $4 ever spent..
I made a bar graph of my favorite quarantine beers
"Hes friendly"
Hard(er)ware
Body goals. Stonks
Nope
mortified.mp4