My grandma wanted some “creative” grad photos of my friend since we’re graduating at the same time. This was her least favorite

I'm moving to Stockholm

Two essential services

To those going out despite corona not dying down...

'fix bayonets

Dildo ads on a zoom call

I just want the RECIPES

Legends say that only a construction worker who is pure of heart may retrieve it.

UFO Architecture

Yes really

true

Yes

ok then sir

gold

Almost died this morning.

Happy Cinco De Mayo folks!

Yes

potato-19

See you later, reptilian overlords

Dog with a huge smile

Loading white cat: 90%

Seriously... it happened to me many times !

bzz

My new favorite mug arrived

I thought this was America

Well yeah but nah yeah

‎‏‏‎ ‎

"Hey, you guys in lock down....you okay?

For all you inner heroines!

He IS cute

Perfect shadow

He's mine ok!

Extra points if he's black

Both versions of Michael Jackson

Dark

Recreating a shot of me and my dad 30 years later

smh these fake reagan-lovers still owning guns. Don't you know reagan hated guns?

Spoilers

Duck

Legend says...

No, that's cancet

So I guess reading Arabic isn't that hard...

roomcat

This is the virtual background I use for all work related Zoom meetings.

Still got me absolutely Solid though

Saw this on the side of my almond butter today. Justin will be fine when the bees come.

May the Fourth be with you...

25 cents

New dating profile pic.

It looks safe to me.

Ancient Report honoring May Fourth

so my neighbors do this thing where they leave the window open every morning so their dog can sit on the roof and people watch.

You idiots. You celebrated their stunt doubles!

They got us in the first half.

Doesn't matter, had sex

New species! No way!

:-(

I feel you, buddy.

Post brain surgery rehab. My hand doesn't work so they taped it up so I could...firmly grasp it.

I like to edit Facebook posts I see and repost them. The mom group did not laugh at this one.

Chiphunks

Quarantine : Day 404

Todd has spoken

Ah! The negotiator

odd all over

i think i prefer the originals

My mother attempted to cut frozen butter this morning

My wife didn’t appreciate me doing this with my kids LEGO but, May the 4th be with you.

I would trust him

Same man.

Yes it is

Her future boyfriend better watch out.

Can you also go on a scooter?

an important trait for every nurse

The absolute state of the Libertarian party

Maybe this is how corona started

uh oh

I wanted to get my shít together this semester

Oh yes

Wash your Hans. You don't know where he's been.

Soldiers Named a US Army Tank "Crippling Depression"

The only toilet paper my wife could find online. We’re in our 50s.

Like salt

Got up early to do this, it’s 12pm and no one in my house has opened the fridge yet I can’t control my excitement any longer

Thanks, ***

Is he playing chess

Ryan Reynolds Desktop

May your fourth be hairy

Saw this at a thrift store. Love it #CIAG

SLUT

I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

Skydying

The force isn’t so strong with this one

I'm also hard

Get In Line

She really did it somehow. Was I the idiot all along? (pt.2)

Americans will use anything but the metric system

This big dog scared of a tiny dog

The f*cking coke is f*cking RAW! (pt.1)

Murder Hornets, you say?