A man of focus, commitment and sheer f*cking will

We all know why

Dan

US doctors trying to stop a patient from leaving without paying (colorized)

Naming your child X Æ A-12

Pedo.

It finally makes sense

Cats, Dogs, and Quarantines

Krokodil is badass

2020 year of the rat for sure

Lizardmen

That lovely smile was to say “Thank You”.

Remembering names

Grower or Show-her?

I put a zombie face in front of our baby monitor. My wife was not happy when she checked on our baby in the middle of the night.

There's also a dildo in it which you can't see

Textbook move

I hope Benji will be a'ight

OOOOFFF

We came here to collect our monthly pets.

Lizardmen

This can’t be real

It’s hard to say

"boog bois" are larpers, don't @ me.

Sting operation

Murder Hornets, now this.

legend

tastes different [OC]

I think I found an Ant Fight Club.

"Accidentally"

I wish to eat the fruit

I actually have ADD, and can’t count the number of days I’ve had like this

good pic tho

Day vs Night

Master of the sphincter

10 years since Bill Gates told me that lunch was a once a day thing.

Or a croissant

The little girl on her way to get revenge on the monkey that dragged her

Big orange

Try this trick and y'all be done with parenting in 10 minutes

Actually he is not .

X Æ A-12 arriving to his first day of school

The russians were the real monsters

The impact of Corona

Deceived

AWAY YOU FOUL BEAST

good

Update: we caved, the high chair is now for her

As an American I can confirm

I used the wrong lens when taking a pic of my doggo

Bloke

The cat who is judging our poor life choices

I like to edit Facebook posts I see and repost them. The mom group now banned me and did not laugh at this one either.

We finally have Pokedex entries

I'm singe handedly responsible for 47% of all of this

Flying cars

United States right now.

This hits close to home

I think our 1 ½ year old is trying to kill us

Really is a lot to ask for in 2020...

Just some bee’s preparing for murder hornets

A quick note to Chewy...

My friend's coworker dressed up as Joe Exotic and its SPOT on.

Pixel dog.

Will be true for me!

Four

Bork Souls

Heartwarming

Was asked by our 10 yo why the car had an undo button.

Shadow the hedgehog

We’re all Darth Vaders

2020 will be great, they said

They got a point...you heard em ladies!

I knew I had seen it somewhere

If by Epic-tetus is implied the wise mammaries of resignation suckled in anguish of the uncertain

react

That is one clever dude...

Inclusive

Swing those flag poles, you proud boys

dude

Someone in my neighborhood is having fun...

My grandma wanted some “creative” grad photos of my friend since we’re graduating at the same time. This was her least favorite

I'm moving to Stockholm

Two essential services

To those going out despite corona not dying down...

'fix bayonets

Dildo ads on a zoom call

I just want the RECIPES

Legends say that only a construction worker who is pure of heart may retrieve it.

UFO Architecture

Yes really

true

Yes

ok then sir

gold

Almost died this morning.

Happy Cinco De Mayo folks!

Yes

potato-19

See you later, reptilian overlords