My time to shine

use tactical maneuvers

please pick me

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we needed.

a very poor choice of words

What’s next?

The Stone Guardians

disaster

I’ve got the guy with the 25 year old puff pastry beat...33 year old white pepper found in the cupboard during quarantine

My ideology can beat your ideology's ass

House down the street knows how to celebrate Mothers Day

I’m a self-taught artist and wanted to share my latest commission. Hopefully this made a few of you smile. Have a great day to you all

4 year olds at the doctors office

Wooooo i did a good

WHEN HISTORY ISN'T MADE UP OF 95% OF MILITARY HISTORY, ROME, AND GERMANY

Ten

Wife was sent this today. Happy Mother's day.

This card I got today lol

I mean, she *is* a toy...

Got this in my fortune cookie today

Let us honor Harambe

They really should have thought this through.

Pardon me, m'lady. May I interest you in ...

Space Dolphins

That's a yes from me, dog

TOP SECRET: Slov's Exile Diary. Burn after reading.

Guy on Facebook was gonna throw out an old lighter

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My awesome sons birthday card he gave me when he was like 6

One of the advantages of the lockdown is that the mother is finally getting to the bottom of her giant chest freezer. Behold: 25 year old puff pastry.

Sounds delicious.

All day, everyday

Someone tagged up an Aldi’s

Ah, a man of culture

Looks like a wake for my car after my wife moved the flowers into the garage to protect them from a freeze.

My daughters job only allows black pants and no rips. Her normal pair was still in the washer so she hacked it. Will it work?

Choke me, daddy

Made my mom's card big enough that I could still hand it to her from a safe distance

All this is missing is a radical centralist with a neutral NPC.

You will be missed Uncle Bunky

Absolutely yes

No. No I didn't.

Drugs and shoplifting analogy in a bike shop in Perth, WA.

Quiver ladies, quiver.

Got my sister to dress up as Joe Exotic

waking up the neighbourhood

Tiger Bling

Nature is healing- The sumo wrestlers are returning to the sunflower fields of Japan!

And we lived happily ever after

Last of the Mohicans!

Losing my infection

Worlds best mask has just been found in Portugal.

Looks about right.

Y'all be careful out there...

Who else could it be?

Happy Mother’s Day

For all the punners

Fitness is my passion

haha.. yes

It's like Qubix

Floating moustache

Ol' Musky

Fire on the mountain run boys run!

you don't have to be such a Karen about it

Clowneral

just

Gardens

I am leg

Guys this works

The perfect birthday gift!

Wdym japan

Press F1

This kid is proud of his truck and meeting his heroes

Can I feel your nose friend.... I mean enemy

To show you the power of this new sword technique, I sawed this page in half

Inspired from Cyanide and Happiness

be careful, i'm armed

The plot continues

No money. No problem.

russian engineering is the worlds finest

Best Anatomy class ever

Bangalore Police trolling everyone

It won't stop working, only releases the apocalypse after some time

And go to the kitchen afterwards !

What happens to a gamer if he already hated women and minorities before being a gamer?

Twins ? Or Triplets?!

Well done guys!

I see this as an absolute win!

Makes sense

Condoms and Broke People doesn't mix well

I squinted at a lot of people today.

If you look at this image for more than 30 seconds, please consult your doctor

Your grandparents had sex

Imma bítch

Law and order

BOOM

Land of the free!

Enter Sandman,

In case this hasn't been posted yet

It's a toe, I swear